Spotlight on RastaPope!

[superlittlegirl]

Because he's never had a spotlight thread.

Plus, because he's really Holy and stuff.

 

[WaxNWane]

Holey? As in: full or orifaces? (And would that be orifacii? Shouldn't it be? More fun to say, isn't it? How many consecutive questions can I post in one thread without saying anything of consequence? And what's with the parenthesis?)

 

[Minkey Boodle]

He should wear sixteen rosaries.

 

[MischievousSprite]

He annointed me in the workshop earlier!


Holiday 's

 

[Minkey Boodle]

He should also have a big ol' huge bling blingin' cross hangin' 'round his neck.

 

[superlittlegirl]

OK, so, I think the way these spotlight threads are supposed to go is, first I say some nice things about RastaPope, then I ask him some questions.

RastaPope saves the souls of Gaylords and Vaginaterians on a daily basis. He is THE Buffy God. (Don't tell anyone, but the rumor is that he's Freddie Prinze, Jr.!) RastaPope makes me laugh audibly almost every day, and that's hard to do.

Now, for the questions.

1. What is the last sexy article of clothing you purchased?
2. What would you choose to do if you were a ghost?
3. What was the last annoying song to get stuck in your head?
4. Are you scared of the dark?
5. Would you rather seduce, or be seduced?
6. Do you like to eat soup?
7. Where's one place you'd like to travel in the world that you haven't been yet?
8. What are you wearing right now?
9. What's something that annoys the hell out of you?
10. Do you think there should be a tenth question?

 

[superlittlegirl]

Holy. As in pure, untainted, virtuous, godly and pious.

And I'd assume that he has the correct number of orifices.

Perhaps we ought to pose that as the tenth question.

Holey? As in: full or orifaces? (And would that be orifacii? Shouldn't it be? More fun to say, isn't it? How many consecutive questions can I post in one thread without saying anything of consequence? And what's with the parenthesis?)

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Are you really a pope?

 

[RastaPope]

Now, for the questions.

1. What is the last sexy article of clothing you purchased?

Um...none.


2. What would you choose to do if you were a ghost?

I'd spy on people like I was mo'fucking Casper. Also walk through people.


3. What was the last annoying song to get stuck in your head?

No clue.


4. Are you scared of the dark?

As long as there aren't any mirrors there, I'm good.


5. Would you rather seduce, or be seduced?

Be.


6. Do you like to eat soup?

Campbell's Chicken and Whatever, Chunky Potato w/Beef.


7. Where's one place you'd like to travel in the world that you haven't been yet?

Japan.


8. What are you wearing right now?

My pajamas. Red flannel sleeping pants, old t-shirt with a hole in it.


9. What's something that annoys the hell out of you?

People in department stores, customers, who leave shit anywhere. That's just plain fuckin' rude.


10. Do you think there should be a tenth question?

Sure, why not?

 

[Minkey Boodle]

I heard you really like rap music, what's your favorite song?
How many years have you been growing your dreads?
If you lived near a volcano, would you patronize Starbucks?
What's for lunch?
When was the last time you had your ears cleaned?
If I gave you a charlie horse, would you be mad?

 

[RastaPope]

I heard you really like rap music, what's your favorite song?

Gin & Juice, as covered by Sublime.

How many years have you been growing your dreads?

3 weeks now.


If you lived near a volcano, would you patronize Starbucks?

Only if there was some quality poon working there.


What's for lunch?

Peanut Butter and Jelly, bitch.


When was the last time you had your ears cleaned?

I clean them every morning.


If I gave you a charlie horse, would you be mad?

Not as long as if by 'charlie horse' you mean 'slurp-eriffic blowjob'.

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Bitch?

So how long have you and your Amish friend been partaking in the felching?

Charlie Horse is like a muscle-knot from being hit, queefus.

 

[superlittlegirl]

OK, so if you haven't bought any sexy clothing, what was the last article of black clothing you purchased? Black garments are sexy by virtue of their being, (aside from the notable exception of black socks on old men who have pale white hairy legs and sandals).

And tell us. What exactly do you think about pie?

 

[RastaPope]

OK, so if you haven't bought any sexy clothing, what was the last article of black clothing you purchased? Black garments are sexy by virtue of their being, (aside from the notable exception of black socks on old men who have pale white hairy legs and sandals).

And tell us. What exactly do you think about pie?

I bought this fitted black shirt that actually has long enough arms and isn't a sail around the middle.

I love pie, though it depens on what sort, and who baked it....

 

[superlittlegirl]

See, I think that definitely falls in the category of sexy articles of clothing.

And yes. Pie is good. I'm partial to cookies too, though.

I bought this fitted black shirt that actually has long enough arms and isn't a sail around the middle.

I love pie, though it depens on what sort, and who baked it....