Spotlight On Ornery Bitches: Wings
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pete
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damn you and your off-putting hot legs and your sultry expressions and your killer boots and your sassy sass and your fishnet stockings and your pouty lips and your gawk-worthy cleavage. damn youse!
Wings
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damn you and your off-putting hot legs and your sultry expressions and your killer boots and your sassy sass and your fishnet stockings and your pouty lips and your gawk-worthy cleavage. damn youse!
You're sweet, thank you Pete.
GimpyIntellect
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I like the word ornery.
Wings
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I noticed. Just because Grumpy Old Men was filmed in Minnesota doesn't mean I have to perform the female version.
GimpyIntellect
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I'm pretty sure Walter Matthau couldn't hold a candle to your cleavage.
Wings
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You know what's cool about being a woman? We can shove our armpit fat up and take a pic and men will drool. The opposite is rarely true.
GimpyIntellect
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Wings
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I've always wanted to have a dick so I could stick it in a watermelon, otherwise I'm happy with my chick bits.
GimpyIntellect
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Wings
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You or the watermelon?
GimpyIntellect
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Wings
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Comshaw
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I know how to take care of this:
http://cdn.graphicsfactory.com/clip-art/image_files/image/4/1312194-cowboys_4162007-198.gif
With you on the other end of the loop, t'wood be a great day.
WhoooWaaa!
Comshaw
Wings
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Comshaw
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Did you just call me a cow?
I mean!
Nope, but It seems I did step in something associated with a cow. You try hard and what happens? I'll just slink back to my corner now.
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Wings
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MonaLittle
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Deep Breath... Deep Breath... Deep Breath..
...And a little bit of MonaLove.
...And a little bit of MonaLove.
Wings
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Deep Breath... Deep Breath... Deep Breath..
...And a little bit of MonaLove.
you give me a whole lot of MonaLove, sweetpea.
lovetoread
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I thought you gonna give lessons up in here.
Wings
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*smooches*
you can ornery me all you need.
i am off to the dentist.
Show him those pearly whites my darling!
Wings
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Bahahahaha. My posting style for the last 6 months is lesson enough.
You know, I think it has a lot to do with the fact that I love The Ginger so much that I avoid flirting because it would kill me if he were flirting. I try to treat him like I want to be treated.
If only he liked ass play more!
RobDownSouth
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Would that make you a Grumpy Old Woman or just a Grumpette?
Sending some sunshine, warm weather, positive karma and canned dragon meat your way!
(One of those four has to make you smile, right?)
Wings
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A Grumpette sounds like a back up grump.
ThinkGeek has canned unicorn meat. I still won't eat either, even if I pooped rainbows after.
