spotlight on new-but-not-new people: ricky champagne

[pete]

there are tons of excellent and adorable newbies (and longtimers too) who are worthy of attention. i should (but probably won't) be making a thread for every one of them, that would be a lot of threads and as sweet brown said, ain't nobody got time for dat.
but i want to make it clear that this here vanity thread does not dim my appreciation for all the other wonderful and witty litsters and gee bee'rs. and that even though i'm a dude and he is also presumably a dude, this is not a come-on or flirt because i am extremely happily coupled thankyouverymuch, so please no one misunderstand my very platonic intentions and very simple point, which is this:

ricky champagne seems pretty ok.

maybe you have more experience with him and can attest to his ok-ness. or you can call him out as a douchebag of duranman-level proportions, in which case you can state your argument here also.

but recently he said he's been ignored here on the gb, so i figured it was time to shine the ultra-bright halogen spotlight on him and glare in his direction until he fesses up about his backstory. or until it's painfully uncomfortable.

 

[Wings]

He's a pretty respectable guy, I hope he sticks around.

 

[DesEsseintes]

He's full of sparkle, and has contributed to some vintage threads.

 

[unregistered]

 

[eyer]

Too friggin' funny...

...pete's already launched his campaign for lead lemming of the Twatterville Welcome Wagon committee.

Has ricky champagne already been named an official Twat...

...or must he still post a mob...I mean...community-approved self av first that will then entitle him to earn plastic platitudes as long as he returns the #lurv?


Hey, pete! Nice guns, dude.

Why...gee...thanks. ~ blushes ~

And back at you, Orca...

...Jenny Craig has got to be seething in envy, babeolicious.

Ah, pete... ~ dabbing a tear from an eye ~

...you're the best girlfriend a gall could ever want.


I definitely do need to give all you Twats props though: this mob...I mean...community-wide self-esteem building program of having to check out how you're selfie is looking every single time you post...

...should be held-up as an example to starving egos everywhere.

 

[unregistered]

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Who??

 

[PoppingTom]

Not you!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Thank you Pete for the warm welcome.

So, this is where I get up, and talk about myself in front of everyone huh.

I do have a wang. Pictures of it can be had at a photo booth for a small fee, discounted on Tuesdays.

Hmmmm, I have familiarity with a few regulars around here. Wings.......we haven't full on made out, but there's been a flirt and/or blurt here and there. Aquagal and I aee friends with never benefits. I slept with Garnate, though I recognize now that doesn't make me unique.

I had a dog named Ricky and grew up on Champagne dr........porn name game. It seemed fitting for this board.

I like politics some, but dont really care for debate.

Cars, sports, beer are all fine things of interest. Mostly I'm here for the boobs (the ones on the ladies not the ones that drone on and on and on).

 

[neci]

Dear Ricky,

Why did you vote for the creation of a separate political board?

Thank you,

neci

 

[Que]

He's full of sparkle, and has contributed to some vintage threads.

I was going to go with "vim and vigor" but I defer to your wordsmithing. with champaign, I should've gone there. Maybe bubbly? Naw, too chick-centric as is effervescent. It is settled then, Sparkle it is!

Thank you Pete for the warm welcome.

So, this is where I get up, and talk about myself in front of everyone huh.

I do have a wang. Pictures of it can be had at a photo booth for a small fee, discounted on Tuesdays.

Hmmmm, I have familiarity with a few regulars around here. Wings.......we haven't full on made out, but there's been a flirt and/or blurt here and there. Aquagal and I aee friends with never benefits. I slept with Garnate, though I recognize now that doesn't make me unique.

I had a dog named Ricky and grew up on Champagne dr........porn name game. It seemed fitting for this board.

I like politics some, but dont really care for debate.

Cars, sports, beer are all fine things of interest. Mostly I'm here for the boobs (the ones on the ladies not the ones that drone on and on and on).

I laughed.

Welcome.

Dear Ricky,

Why did you vote for the creation of a separate political board?

Thank you,

neci

Wait, what?

Why, I oughta......

Seriously though, I think he kind of covered that with likes politics but not debate.

Me too. I like politics and it would be easier if everyone would simply listen to me pontificate on a subject and nod agreeably.

I have been doing a bit of politicking. One Litizen, so far that I have outlined the issues from my point of view, chose to vote "yay" I am certain some others will as well.

 

[Skiddles2014]

Fuck him and fuck you.

That's what I say.

 

[neci]

Wait, what?

Why, I oughta......

Seriously though, I think he kind of covered that with likes politics but not debate.

Me too. I like politics and it would be easier if everyone would simply listen to me pontificate on a subject and nod agreeably.

I have been doing a bit of politicking. One Litizen, so far that I have outlined the issues from my point of view, chose to vote "yay" I am certain some others will as well.

not that i don't appreciate your dick sucking, but i asked him.

 

[Que]

not that i don't appreciate your dick sucking, but i asked him.

There is something voyeuristically satisfying about watching a same sex experience from the opposite gender isn't there?

For example, there is Skiddles rushing in, bending over and showing his ass. Like most of the time, I'm just gonna leave him hanging. He hates that.

 

[prdigy666]

There is something voyeuristically satisfying about watching a same sex experience from the opposite gender isn't there?

Here Here!

 

[Que]

Here Here!

My kids have the "cool mom" and "the dudes" used to hang out at my place. Since I cannot imagine even letting my 75 (and 1/2) year old mother know even now that I have actually viewed, much less written and performed in pornography, I cannot picture how this conversation came about but it did:

The dudes having an overheard conversation about the awesome nature of lesbian porn.

Mrs. Query: "So dudes, I know that dudes like lesbi-porn, but why?"

Query Jr.: "Well, mom, it's because it has two or more of everything we like."

As an added bonus? No dicks.

This board would be better with less dicks, but that gets into tree falling in the forest and me not being here territory.

 

[prdigy666]

My kids have the "cool mom" and "the dudes" used to hang out at my place. Since I cannot imagine even letting my 75 (and 1/2) year old mother know even now that I have actually viewed, much less written and performed in pornography, I cannot picture how this conversation came about but it did:

The dudes having an overheard conversation about the awesome nature of lesbian porn.

Mrs. Query: "So dudes, I know that dudes like lesbi-porn, but why?"

Query Jr.: "Well, mom, it's because it has two or more of everything we like."

As an added bonus? No dicks.

This board would be better with less dicks, but that gets into tree falling in the forest and me not being here territory.

I described it to my ex as two ice cream cones...

I like ice cream cones, but I like TWO ice cream cones mashed together and licking each other's vaginas even more...

 

[PeteHulbert37]

He's a pretty respectable guy, I hope he sticks around.

Respectable is good.

He's full of sparkle, and has contributed to some vintage threads.

Sparkle is better than bubbly.

I like him! And I like champagne. Total win-win here.

I've been known to post stalk you.............not quite like a lost puppy, but I can do the puppy dog eyes if you like.

Too friggin' funny...

...pete's already launched his campaign for lead lemming of the Twatterville Welcome Wagon committee.

Has ricky champagne already been named an official Twat...

...or must he still post a mob...I mean...community-approved self av first that will then entitle him to earn plastic platitudes as long as he returns the #lurv?


Hey, pete! Nice guns, dude.

Why...gee...thanks. ~ blushes ~

And back at you, Orca...

...Jenny Craig has got to be seething in envy, babeolicious.

Ah, pete... ~ dabbing a tear from an eye ~

...you're the best girlfriend a gall could ever want.


I definitely do need to give all you Twats props though: this mob...I mean...community-wide self-esteem building program of having to check out how you're selfie is looking every single time you post...

...should be held-up as an example to starving egos everywhere.

Hahaha. Nice!

Who??

* with 2 thumbs pointing *

This guy!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

Dear Ricky,

Why did you vote for the creation of a separate political board?

Thank you,

neci

Dear Neci,

I exercised my freedom of choice. I promise I did so with conscious thought and deliberation that was not influenced by the comments or votes of others.

Thank you,

Ricky

 

[RobDownSouth]

Query shows up and the thread gets sidetracked over dick sucking. Coincidence?

In any event, Ricky voted Aye on the Trail of Tears Referendum, so he's an okay guy in my estimation.

 

[neci]

Dear Neci,

I exercised my freedom of choice. I promise I did so with conscious thought and deliberation that was not influenced by the comments or votes of others.

Thank you,

Ricky

Dear Ricky,

looking back over your posting and thread starting history, i realize you were properly hazed as a noob on the GB back in 2009, and have since returned on a semi regular basis. while my verdict for you as a poster is still out (i need my judgmental cat av back up,) i appreciate your conscious thought before voting in the matter.

sincerely,

neci

 

[unregistered]