Spotlight in the darkness

[Svenskaflicka]

The Chippendales are coming to my town in November!

I gotta get M to go with me! Last time I went to a Chippendales' show, I ended up on stage, co-stripping...

 

[Guest]

Ah, darling, you always cheer me up. Not that I needed it today, I had a very satisfying 'encounter' early this morning. (Not rubbing it in, so wish your hubby was with you.)

Those nanas are just so funny. I'm eating one now; oops.

Happy Perdy

 

[MathGirl]

Last time I went to a Chippendales' show, I ended up on stage, co-stripping...

Dear Svenska,
And that was before the show started, right?
MG

 

[BardsLady]

Pictures... Must get pictures of Chippendales Dancers.

*ahem* If you can, that is. hehehe I dont know how they are about pictures.

I've never been to a C&D review. My husband's always dragging me off to the topless bar and buying me lap dances. I just wish I could go and have a Chippendale dancer do one for me. Ah well, I can dream, cant I?

BardsLady

 

[Guest]

Well, Svenska, as you and my other friends know, I like 'em pale, slim, bohemian and odd looking. Chips would do nothing for me. But do have fun and tell us about it.

eccentrically, Perd

 

[Svenskaflicka]

No, MG, it was DURING the show! This Chippendale dancer challenged the audience, saying that one of us would be allowed to take off his shirt - IF she first took off her own. The whole audience went from "ooooh!!!" to "oh...", except for this one crazy Swede on the front row, who started jumping up and down, waving her hands, shouting "Me! Me! Me!"

*whistling innocently*

Good thing I had my pretty bra on. And I got a kiss for the trouble.

 

[BardsLady]

Oh how I wished I could have been there. Sounds like you had a good time.

I have to ask tho, Just HOW skimpy do those thong undies get??

BardsLady

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Thongs??? Sweety, they take EVERYTHING off..!

 

[BardsLady]

WHAAAT??

And you diddnt get to Grope?? *pouts* All I've ever seen of male dancers is that incredibly thin Thongfloss.

So tell the details.. How do they look without clothes on?? Hmm?? Tell Tell!!

BardsLady

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Oh, but I DID grope a stripper once - he wasn't with the Chippendales, but he just as well might have been...

How did he look...? Well... imagine your ideal man. Imagine muscles, flat stomach, broad shoulders, tight butt... the works. Now imagine that this, the most sexy man you can think of, looks like a fat redneck next to this guy I met!

Get the picture? Then imagine me up on stage with him, sitting on a chair with him straddling my lap, while I rubbed his chest and thighs with musk-scented lotion, and then let my hands glide up to his crotch...

And after the show, he came over to me and picked me up. We went to his hotel room, and... well... he was a dream come true there, too!

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong, thick tool. Lots of compliments about how sexy he thought I was. And just when I didn't think that things could get any better, he says:
"Guess what I'd like right now..."
I said: "What?"
He said: "I'd like you to sit on my face, and let me lick you..."

Sisters - there IS a God. And it only costs about $25 to see him nekkid.

 

[Quasimodem]

Oh, but I DID grope a stripper once. . .. Sisters - there IS a God. And it only costs about $25 to see him nekkid.

Him, the stripper

Or, Him, the God

Quite a theological conundrum

 

[BardsLady]

*going green with envy*

You wanna hand me that drool rag over there so I can clean off my keyboard before it short circuits??

You are SOOO lucky, woman. I can only imagine what it was like. Yummy, delicious.. *sigh*

BardsLady

 

[Svenskaflicka]

The only problem was that he had this special dialect... so now, whenever I hear someone talking with that kind of dialect, I automatically get wet.

Sort of Pavlov's Doggystyle...

 

[ffreak]

Hey, your quotes keep giving away my secrets. If we didn't put bugs in the programs, what would we have to work-on while we post on Lit?

trying to think of a way to find out about that dialect - wonder if it could be duplicated on a keyboard

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Hey, your quotes keep giving away my secrets. If we didn't put bugs in the programs, what would we have to work-on while we post on Lit?

trying to think of a way to find out about that dialect - wonder if it could be duplicated on a keyboard

Sorry, ffreak, my pet! I'll switch to another programmer quote in about 3 hours.

As for the dialect... Well, I won't give everything away, I'll just give you a hint: Diphtongs!

(Which actually gives a lot away, if you know Sweden...)

 

[Icingsugar]

How did he look...? Well...

(long durrdy post)

Please girl, I'm having a toothache over here. It hurts when I smile.

Oh, and what was that accent? I'm told I can sucessfully fake all kinds of dialects. Play nice and I might send you a tape one day.