Spoonerisms

[NoJo]

They chake me muckle, but lardly half.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul.

 

[Katyusha]

I would love to sit here all day and come up with laughable spoonerisms Joe, but it would probably be a wise idea for me to shake a tower sometime soon.

 

[Boota]

What's the difference between a tribe of Pygmies and an all girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.

(Poor taste, I know, but it works.)

 

[mynameisben]

A herd in the band is worth booze in the tush.

 

[JackLuis]

As She ripped the dildo off Alice, she said, "Ge'me that thing you guck like a Firl"

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What's the difference between a magic show and a beauty contest?

The magic show features a cunning display of stunts.

 

[NoJo]

Eliza the flower-seller, like Spooner's Daschshund, would bawl out her wares on the pavement