Split level houses are from the Devil's architect!!!!!!!

[rambling man]

(apology in advance if you live in a split level or have some strange and sick fondness for them)


Split levels are the most horrid and wretched forms of housing there are...

Imagine mile after mile of these abominations twisting and turning into eternity!

Split level houses are the ultimate symbol of conformity...they indicate that you have surrendered your right to be an individual human being...even if you do put a pink ostrich out front

They are hideous, disgusting, and easy to turn into apartments...the neighborhoods they are in usually have no trees because the land was clear cut before the houses went up...

They just freakin suck!

 

[Pokerman]

Don't hold back rambling man, tell us how you really feel.....

 

[rambling man]

trying to infuse some spark into the room

 

[Harpoon]

Or a spark

into a split level house... you pyro you. They really are a terrible design. A compromise in every way.

 

[rambling man]

symbolizing the compromise that the owner made with his or her hopes and dreams.....it is settling when you dont have the guts or desire to do what you really wanted in life

The split level house is the mid level manager, the faceless computer programmer, the BA in business that never quite had the gumption to get the MBA....

It is America at its faceless and least personal

 

[*Lazer*]

I like the sprawling ranch myself.

 

[OUTSIDER]

Silly question but when you say split level do you mean like bedrooms and a bathroom upstairs and kitchen aand living room downstairs or is this something different ?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Here's a lovely plan of one, Outsider. They are the work of the devil.

http://www.modular-usa.com/fp/fp/S/1900_3000_SF/4brm/S210042A.gif

 

[OUTSIDER]

Thanks KM, I'll take you guy's word for it and say "boo hiss" when ever I see one

BTW it's no better here in the UK, the builder's seem to all use the same set of plans, all the new house's look the same and I hate them, so I can understand what your going through.

 

[beckbabe]

I grew up in a split level house. Yuppper, just me and Satan's staircases. With a finished basement making four floors, and two sets of steps to get in, one outside the door, one just inside, I learned to hate climbing steps so much I grew up and bought myself a ranch.

 

[Mensa]

The Devil says