Spinoff to Happy's post... For you MEN...

[Paradyce]

Okay guys... in reference to the ladies question of what we would do if we suddenly had a cock (of course we'd see what it would be like to pee standing up, and THEN try the "spanking the monkey" thing, but not necessarily in that order)

What would you guys do if you suddenly woke up to find you had a pussy?? (Like the responses to this will be a BIG surprise!!)

Bring on the responses, boys!!

 

[Styphon]

I'd be staying in and making the most of the situation


Styphon

 

[rahfirst]

Instapussy

It depends.

Would I get the hooters and butt to go with it?

I've always thought that a woman could get laid whenever she wanted. I'd find out if this hypothesis is correct

An old joke is, "You really have to hand it to American girls. That's why I prefer European women." I'd try to reverse this trend.

 

[lilminx]

C'mon guys- answer! I want to hear what you would do...

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

I honestly can't answer this lol

I find it funny. People say men think about sex all the time. but all the women that 'woke up with a penise' all said they would jack off. I actualy think men wouldn't do that right off hehe.

I guess it's true. we really do think with the wrong head

 

[mig]

Do we get the monthlies to go with the pussy?.If so,no thanks.

Otherwise,like the man said,play around with it(experiment that
is).




With the rest of the equipment,have a ball.

 

[YogiBare]

Good question ...

I think that I'd go looking for another woman to play with. I'd want the gentleness first before trying penetration. Besides, I just love sex with women!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Kypartsman]

I would love to find out how it felt to have a womans equipment.
I would just want the luxury of being lesbian
Now that would be a Hoot
Which reminds me I would have hooters to play with any time I wanted to touch and squeeze then or play with the nipples or touch them or squeeze them or play with the nipples or press them against my lovers boobs
Yes that would be nice

 

[Xander]

Become a lesbian.

 

[Phoenyx]

Become a lesbian.

Same here.

 

[lovetoread]

It's funny,at least one or two women said they would like to know how it felt like to be the one to penetrate someone else. However not one man said they would like to be the penetratee. Why is that the way it is?

 

[YogiBare]

Well, lovetoread ...

I was into sexual experimentation in my younger days (20s) and tried having sex with another man. He was really eager to penetrate my ass and did so quickly, with enthusiasm and vigor. I viscerally understood why it was that women complained about men sexually. I felt like a hunk of raw meat. Got out of there as fast as I could (before he came) and never wanted to feel that way again.

Funny thought - I don't think that, if I suddenly became a woman, I would trust a man sexually. I have always been into the emotional and spiritual aspects of sex and have been very pleased that my sex partners are women.

YB

 

[on_the_verge]

If I woke up with a pussy it would not change my sex drive and the way I am hungry for the sex that is not just the word, but of my essence. My libido would match my desire for salacious and bountiful sex on many levels and I would fuck and whorship just about any man and woman ever so willing.

In retrospect, I had a vegetable running up and down my ass and then it entered me, but I jumped and it hurt. I have fingered my ass and even put three of them in there, but that time was something that floored me. I think I will just have to ask my lover to stroke me more and allow my ass to get use to the vegetable and think of it as her and my fingers. Damn! I want a woman to have control and give me what I give her, oh!

 

[Saturn Return]

Very honest response, on_the_verge...=}


The dynamic is just so different..

Yin and Yang

We have sex together..experience it as one... yet our experiences from getting there to actually having it..are so different.
So vast on the spectrum.

I would think every one wonders what it would be like...

I personally would want to experience the strength the male body actually contains from within.


If I suddenly became male..I'd want to hold a woman up against a wall..and ravish her.

~smiles~

I'd also experience another hard male against my own flexed muscles.


I would like to know if more men would indeed fancy themselves lesbians if they themselves suddenly became female...

Or if they'd also like to experience for themselves...what raw testosterone laden sexual energy feels like from the women's perspective.

 

[rahfirst]

lovetoread

If my first post did not make it clear, I would want to fuck (be penetrated) as much as some of the women I've known. That does not include rough stuff, but I knew one woman who loved to FUCK! Not, make love, but just plain old fucking. Pounding, sweating, riding hell bent for orgasm fucking. She was truely the match for any man, and often the match for several. That is not to say that I would not want to have the gentle love of a woman as well. Well, fuck, we can't have everything!

 

[on_the_verge]

Another honest response in return

Very honest response, on_the_verge...=}


The dynamic is just so different..

Yin and Yang

We have sex together..experience it as one... yet our experiences from getting there to actually having it..are so different.
So vast on the spectrum.

I would think every one wonders what it would be like...

I personally would want to experience the strength the male body actually contains from within.


If I suddenly became male..I'd want to hold a woman up against a wall..and ravish her.

~smiles~

I'd also experience another hard male against my own flexed muscles.


I would like to know if more men would indeed fancy themselves lesbians if they themselves suddenly became female...

Or if they'd also like to experience for themselves...what raw testosterone laden sexual energy feels like from the women's perspective.

To tell you the truth, I have always felt this inner lesbain about me. It's just my sensitivity and approach to sex and sensuality that I find a challenge in one perspective or another. There is a gentle soul in me and I do respect that I am obligated to give a lover as much as I would want and desire from her. (Give or take, but always in understanding.) I have found myself as a lover who needs a dominating and soft spoken acts of bliss. I like to and feel that the apex of sex is to be a creative lover and not to just "fuck." but find ways that give a heightened experience. Alas, I imagine I want to act like a lesbian with my lover because I want to give her both worlds...

 

[IA951]

I would..

Without a doubt shot myself as soon as I found out I was afflicted with this horrible condition, because that old saying would have come true
"you always become the thing you hate the most"

 

[on_the_verge]

Re: I would..

Without a doubt shot myself as soon as I found out I was afflicted with this horrible condition, because that old saying would have come true
"you always become the thing you hate the most"

Could you paraphrase "you always become the thing you hate the most"?

 

[Guest]

HAD to reply to this one --

I think if I suddenly found that I had a pussy, I'd start by double-clickin' the mouse a few times as I got into some serious self-exploration.

Then, I'd desperately want to have my pussy licked -- I'd love to know what that feels like on the receiving end.

Now, I've been fucked before, but obviously, only in the ass -- so I'd love to know what it feels like to have a big thick cock in my pussy.

After that, I think I'd go around discreetly flashing my goods publicly.... for that thrill of having that kind of power. Hell, if you got it, you might as well flaunt it!!!

 

[Harbinger]

First thing, I would find out how the orgasms were different. I know they are from observation, but how? They look really good, though.

Wait a sec. Only one day? What if I just wasn't in the mood?

 

[Amused]

Buy it a flea collar.

 

[Paradyce]

First thing, I would find out how the orgasms were different. I know they are from observation, but how? They look really good, though.

Read the post by SexxKittyPurr... She has the explanation down pretty darned good... "like a wave of electricity through your body"
http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50793

Orgasms are absolutely incredible... although every woman is different, the "electricity" thing sums it up pretty well!!

Can you men explain to us women what an orgasm feels like to YOU??

 

[Harbinger]

Can you men explain to us women what an orgasm feels like to YOU??

Like being whacked upside the head with the happy stick. Real hard.

 

[Paradyce]

Like being whacked upside the head with the happy stick. Real hard.

LMBO because that was TOO funny!!!

 

[Paradox]

After masturbating a few times, I'd want to find a guy who gives great head. Then, maybe a woman...

And, yes, I would definitely want to experience penetration.

Gimme the whole enchillada!