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As long as they don't mind getting covered in my sweat...Nirvanadragones said:You just need someone to hold your hand while you do
Spiders...ewwww!!!
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Nirvanadragones
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Purely hypothetically, I am sure they wouldn't mindinlovewithyourghost said:
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Spiders are spiders....kill them all!!!
but then again I am biased...I have been biten twice by brown recluse spiders... Yuck!
The first time I was biten the doc (my ex) ask if I had saved the spider...
HELLO!!!
No I did not, I stomped it's ass into the ground....
but then again I am biased...I have been biten twice by brown recluse spiders... Yuck!
The first time I was biten the doc (my ex) ask if I had saved the spider...
HELLO!!!
No I did not, I stomped it's ass into the ground....
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SelenaKittyn said:Oh my god...
My husband killed one for me last summer... I found it at the bottom of the shoe bin and I think they heard me scream in Tokyo... he came running in either expecting one of the kids to be dead, or there to be a big-ass spider... it was the latter... he took it outside to kill it... and later told me (while I covered my head with a pillow) that it was the scariest spider HE ever killed... when he squished it a ton of live spiders ran out of its body... and I thought all spiders laid eggs? ack!!! He said it was so huge, he could see it's eyes and it REARED UP on its hind legs when he squished it! *shuddering uncontrollably*
I have to go take a valium now...
Would you mind sharing that valium? I need it after reading that story...**pukey face...uncontrolled shivers**
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S-Des said:The most important thing.....the lock on the cage, so the kids can't possibly let it out.
Indeed the singlemost important feature
...I'm not kidding if that thing ever got out it would take a GIANTs' shoe to squish it (or a whole can of oven cleaner )...it is as big as the palm of my hand...hell with it I'd just move! 
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I hate spiders (and I've had the thing where you squish one and a million babies go running out of it... <shudder>). I do kill my own though. Even though they give me the heebie jeebies.
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Misty_Morning said:
We have those bugger here too. We used to play with them as kids. We had no idea they had bad tempers and caused your flesh to rot off
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LOL
I learned early to shake out my boots before putting them on.
We also had a nasty habit of closing all screens on the tents and then setting off bug bombs in the tents. Then again I camped with my father in places that had not only spiders but Scorpions and Snakes. (The bugs died as did the snakes. The difference was the snakes ended up being part of a meal.)
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I learned early to shake out my boots before putting them on.
We also had a nasty habit of closing all screens on the tents and then setting off bug bombs in the tents. Then again I camped with my father in places that had not only spiders but Scorpions and Snakes. (The bugs died as did the snakes. The difference was the snakes ended up being part of a meal.)
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kiten69 said:Oh My Goodness...well at least you didn't make a meal of the spiders!
*puke* http://www.svt-enthusiast.com/albums/album21/pukey.gif
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y'all need to go watch Rob's nature lesson.
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SelenaKittyn said:Oh my god...
My husband killed one for me last summer... I found it at the bottom of the shoe bin and I think they heard me scream in Tokyo... he came running in either expecting one of the kids to be dead, or there to be a big-ass spider... it was the latter... he took it outside to kill it... and later told me (while I covered my head with a pillow) that it was the scariest spider HE ever killed... when he squished it a ton of live spiders ran out of its body... and I thought all spiders laid eggs? ack!!! He said it was so huge, he could see it's eyes and it REARED UP on its hind legs when he squished it! *shuddering uncontrollably*
I have to go take a valium now...
Wolf Spiders- very good and protective mothers, they carry their hatchlings on their backs.
How do I know? Well, that's what ripped into my face. Also, that rearing up aggressively is a classic "threat" pose for Wolf spiders. ANd they are fucking huge, I don't care what the science books say. Size of a half dollar my ass!
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kiten69 said:Oh My Goodness...well at least you didn't make a meal of the spiders!
Thankfully there were never enough of them to make an appetizer otherwise I'm sure we would have at least tried them.
Damned things are too small to skin either. which is probably a good thing for the fashion industry. (I can see it now. "Oh wow what an interesting looking coat, what's it made out of?" "Why thank you, I made it myself. It's Spider Hide." "Um well *urp* thanks for telling me that."
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FallingToFly said:
I could see it from six feet away, crawling up the wall as he was trying to catch it and I was curled up on the kitchen counter screaming and blubbering like an idiot, and it looked like a damned softball from where I was sitting! (ok maybe not a softball... maybe a baseball... *shudder*... alright ok but it was bigger than a half-dollar, I swear! UGH... I need more valium!)
