Sperm Bank

[ilovewriting]

I would like to see a story about a man who has sex with a nurse at a sperm bank. Think about the scene in ROAD TRIP were they visit the sperm bank, only in the story the guy actually has intercourse with the nurse and cums in her, making her pregnant.
I have thought about writing it myself but dont think i can pull it off.
Any writers wish to take this one up?

 

[GHM]

I have an idea for a story along this line, but I am just starting to write so it may be awhile before I get anything on paper.

 

[Chicklet]

Why don't you think you can pull it off??

 

[penguindance]

 

[fanzee1]

I would like to see a story about a man who has sex with a nurse at a sperm bank. Think about the scene in ROAD TRIP were they visit the sperm bank, only in the story the guy actually has intercourse with the nurse and cums in her, making her pregnant.
I have thought about writing it myself but dont think i can pull it off.
Any writers wish to take this one up?

i might be of some help here. I used to work security at an andrology lab. I actually got some pretty funny stories out of that.

 

[penguindance]

 

[Chicklet]

Andrology?

<chicklet pulls out her glasses and perches them on her nose>

So, now that I look like a dork, what's that word mean?

 

[fanzee1]

Re: Andrology?

<chicklet pulls out her glasses and perches them on her nose>

So, now that I look like a dork, what's that word mean?

i'm sorry. andrology=study of the male component of human sexual reproduction.

 

[fanzee1]

Tell us, fanzee baby!

anything for you, pls

I was in college and the security company i worked for put me down at the medical complex. Tons of building all over a huge area, so some of them were pretty isolated. One of the isolated places was the andrology lab. They liked to have one of us go sit at the reception desk during off hours because many of the people who worked there were female doctors who had to be there in the middle of the night or on weekends for some type of research.

The best times were saturday mornings. That's when they liked to get the guys in to collect sperm samples for couples trying to conceive. Well, the view of the whole operation was pretty good from the reception desk to i got to see all of the guys/couples come in and go through what they needed to do to get the guy's sperm to the doctor or lab tech on duty.

I had guys bring in their samples neatly wrapped in a burger king bag. I had 1 or 2 guys come in and use the sitting (read jacking off) room and then not know what to do with their sample. And many times i saw guys come in and just look absolutely pitiful when they saw another guy in there who obviously knew what they were going to do.

But my favorites, by far, were the couples who came in. The routine never changed. It's a bright, sunny saturday morning. The woman comes in a floral print and sandles, whistling a happy tune as she twirls her purse around her finger and smiles at everyone in sight. The guy on the other hand, comes in looking like he just woke up 15 minutes ago after an hour of sleep.

The doctor greets the couple, give the guy his cup and leads him into the jackoff room. The woman sits patiently on a couch outside that room. Humming merrily along, one leg crossed and twirling over the other, reading a magazine. 15 minutes go by. The man is still in the jackoff room. The woman gets up and knocks on the door.

"Honey, everything OK? Do you need some help?"
Sheepish reply from inside -- "uh, yeah, i think so."

30 SECONDS LATER....

Wife: "OK Dr. Jones, here you are, we're all set. See you next week! And she bounds out the door gleefully, dragging his half-dead carcas behind her.

meanwhile, fanzee sits at the desk hunched over, waiting for them to leave so he can laugh hysterically. Oh it was crazy.

 

[Chicklet]

You should write a whole series based on those experiences in that place! It would be hilarious! I would read it!

Hilarious and erotic too, I'm sure <shifty eyes>

 

[Chicklet]

Sorry I'm just in a "goofy" mood this afternoon = )

 

[MsLinnet]

What if the Sperm bank was the front for a whorehouse but the sperm was saved for medical research and men where compering notes in the waiting room

 

[fanzee1]

Sorry I'm just in a "goofy" mood this afternoon = )

tales from the sperm bank. Hmmm. OK, got any suggestions? LOL.

 

[Chicklet]

That reminds me about the joke involving an elevator a man and a woman.

Woman and a man get into an elevator, the man says "which floor?" "Three," the woman responds, "I'm going to donate blood for fifty dollars." "I'm going to floor 2," the man says, nodding. "I'm donating sperm for one hundred dollars."

A month later the same man and woman get on the elevator, the womans cheeks are puffed out, her lips tight. "Third floor?" The man asks. The woman shakes her head, and holds out her hand, two fingers sticking up.

HA HA HA

I swear to you I tell better jokes in person...

<There goes my goofy mood again>

 

[fanzee1]

What if the Sperm bank was the front for a whorehouse but the sperm was saved for medical research and men where compering notes in the waiting room

like what kind of notes, MsL?

 

[Chicklet]

tales from the sperm bank. Hmmm. OK, got any suggestions? LOL.

Seriously. Like, written from the P.O.V. of YOU, the guy behind the counter.

Every story involving a different type of guy that comes in. Do the serious ones, the ones that are there for a profit, the ones that have a little help from their friends...the ones that don't take so long, the ones that take FOREVER. The amusing bits about people not knowing where to, uhm, put their samples would be great = )

 

[fanzee1]

LOL at chicklet

someone put a variation on that joke into a movie. this really buxom woman was standing in line to donate at a sperm bank. someone comes up and tells her she can't.

"Yeah? Why not?" She says, gargling through a mouthful of sperm.

 

[Chicklet]

lol = )

 

[fanzee1]

Seriously. Like, written from the P.O.V. of YOU, the guy behind the counter.

Every story involving a different type of guy that comes in. Do the serious ones, the ones that are there for a profit, the ones that have a little help from their friends...the ones that don't take so long, the ones that take FOREVER. The amusing bits about people not knowing where to, uhm, put their samples would be great = )

There's plenty of opportunity for humor, that's for sure. Any ideas on eroticizing it? It was always more funny, than sexy for me. The occasional babe would stroll in looking hot but even then, you know she's there to get her husband off into a cup. Help me eroticize it. Let's work this one up. I'm really interested but i want your help.

 

[Chicklet]

The guy behind the counter might be perversely aroused by the fact that all around him people are masturbating. He's basically working in the center of a throbbing orgasm, know what I mean? His imagination runs wild. He doesn't have to be gay, or even bi, but the fact that sexual stuff is going on all around could turn him on. The idea that the woman that just strode past him is going in to jerk off her S.O., that's hot, right?

 

[penguindance]

 

[Chicklet]

I don't know the joke, but I don't want you to post it or else I'm afraid we'd be so offtopic we'd go to hell...

 

[penguindance]

 

[ilovewriting]

What is he doing in the sperm bank in the first place?

What do you THINK he was doing in a sperm bank? Anyway i did say refer to the movie ROAD TRIP, obviously you havent seen it.

 

[ilovewriting]

Why don't you think you can pull it off??

Because I am not a very good writer.