Sperm as Hangover cure

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One too many holiday parties has Mindy bemoaning her morning after. A friend says that swallowing sperm is the best cure.

Mindy figures that if a little is good a lot must be better,

This could have Mindy as a coed or a hot wife or a shy office worker...

and whose sperm does she swallow?
 
i'll confess, i've got a real weakness for the "shy & retiring wallflower turns raging cumslut" storyline.

while i'm not generally really into the idea, it would seem that this could reasonably go in a bukkake direction. perhaps mindy is a librarian, complete with glasses, who tutors a class at the library. one morning, post-party and feeling very low on energy, her hungover brain realizes there is a room full of virile guys who have just what she needs...

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One too many holiday parties has Mindy bemoaning her morning after. A friend says that swallowing sperm is the best cure.

Mindy figures that if a little is good a lot must be better,

This could have Mindy as a coed or a hot wife or a shy office worker...

and whose sperm does she swallow?

This reminds me of that urban legend that became really famous a few years back: "Swallowing semen significantly reduces a woman's chances of getting breast cancer." I remember seeing web pages on the subject that had been well designed to look like legitimate articles from serious newspapers.

I also heard that it took in more than a few particularly gullible women...
 
Cum topically adminstered as:

1. a cure for adult acne,

2. a breast enlargement cream

are two other variations on this scenario that I've seen done fairly well.
 
This reminds me of that urban legend that became really famous a few years back: "Swallowing semen significantly reduces a woman's chances of getting breast cancer." I remember seeing web pages on the subject that had been well designed to look like legitimate articles from serious newspapers.

I also heard that it took in more than a few particularly gullible women...

I remember that article making the rounds. It looked legit, but if you read closely, all the scientists had names that were actually sexual double entendres.
 
I'm glad I don't get horrible hang-overs,LOL

but i do think my wife would love to explore the idea
 
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