Spelling Buddy Found Dead

[modest mouse]

Spelling Buddy Found Dead

USA - (Reuters) -

The once beloved Spelling Buddy was found dead late last night. Authorities have yet to issue a statement.

 

[Guest]

Fick off

 

[RawHumor]

I'll bet it was Grammar Buddy. That bitch was always jealous of SB.

 

[sunstruck]

I plea the fifth.

 

[modest mouse]

Spelling Buddy Was Anal

USA - (AP) -

Preliminary toxicolgy reports recently issued from the Medical Examiner indicate Spelling Buddy died from too much ANAL in his blood.

A once happy buddy became victim to long hours and thankless work.

 

[Killswitch]

Actually he commited suicide because someone used the word "Jingoistic" in a thread yesterday......

 

[Cerberus666]

apathy buddy says: I don't care.

 

[modest mouse]

Police Issue Statement In SP Case

USA - (Reuters) -

In an unexpected twist, there are developments in the death of Spelling Buddy. Once thought to have perished under the burden of work, foul play is now suspected.

Police issued an APB for a young buddy seen travelling west in a stolen Lincoln. If anyone sees a lone traveler with several Dictionaries and a massive Thesaurus, they are encouraged to notify police.

 

[BlueDaisy]

apathy buddy says: I don't care.

ROFL!!!

Blue

 

[teddybear4play]

I sware to all things holey that I will cach the basturd that did this.

TB4p

 

[estevie]

Well, I for one, am glad he is dead. Glad, I tell you!!! I'da whacked the lil' sonofabitch myself if given the chance. He seemed like such a nice fella when he first got here, helping folks out with spelling errors and always polite too...then it all changed. Yessir, he's a bad one...started harrassing people, all over the place pointing out simple typos. He even got others to join his crusade...a few who are notoriously bad spellers themselves even tried it out!!! Yep, I'm glad he's dead! Glad!!!

Typo-makers rejoice!
Bad-spellers be free!!!

 

[BlueDaisy]

Well, I for one, am glad he is dead. Glad, I tell you!!! I'da whacked the lil' sonofabitch myself if given the chance. He seemed like such a nice fella when he first got here, helping folks out with spelling errors and always polite too...then it all changed. Yessir, he's a bad one...started harrassing people, all over the place pointing out simple typos. He even got others to join his crusade...a few who are notoriously bad spellers themselves even tried it out!!! Yep, I'm glad he's dead! Glad!!!

Typo-makers rejoice!
Bad-spellers be free!!!

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Those of us who cringe at misspelled words will go absolutely crazy now!

They're coming to take me awaaaaaayyyyyy.........

blue

 

[kidthor]

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Those of us who cringe at misspelled words will go absolutely crazy now!

They're coming to take me awaaaaaayyyyyy.........

blue

...you misspelled argh and away...*cringe*...

 

[sunstruck]

Poor Spelling Buddy. Another fun idea driven into the ground in it's prime.

 

[estevie]

AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!! Those of us who cringe at misspelled words will go absolutely crazy now!

They're coming to take me awaaaaaayyyyyy.........

blue

I'm sorry for your future cringes! These bad-spellers of the world can't be helped by the SpellingBuddy, especially one who is running amok across the board. If they haven't learned to spell before now, well, frankly..its just too late. I say let them rejoice in their bad grammar and their phonetic spelling, let them post proudly, never living in fear for the time SpellingBuddy comes to chastise them. Post bad-spellers! Post!!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

**********OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION******************


We deny any responsibility for the death of Spelling Buddy. We deplore these actions and soundly denounce the killing of Spelling Buddy.

Please don't hurt us.

-Popular Front for the Ethical Treatment of Chocolate Bunnies-

 

[plasticman33]

I think it's all part of a terrorist plot!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

************OFFICIAL COMMUNICATION*******************

Dammit, read our chocolate smeared lips.....We didn't do it.

It was that Al Laden guy or somebody. But not us.

Really.

-PFFETCB-

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Spelling Buddy Found Dead

USA - (Reuters) -

The once beloved Spelling Buddy was found dead late last night. Authorities have yet to issue a statement.

Oh, oh......I better check, it's been a week or so, thanks for the reminder.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Re: Re: Spelling Buddy Found Dead

Oh, oh......I better check, it's been a week or so, thanks for the reminder.

See. It was him. He did it. Not us. Never.

 

[BlueDaisy]

...you misspelled argh and away...*cringe*...

No, no, no! I invoked "poetic license"!

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

I'm sorry for your future cringes! These bad-spellers of the world can't be helped by the SpellingBuddy, especially one who is running amok across the board. If they haven't learned to spell before now, well, frankly..its just too late. I say let them rejoice in their bad grammar and their phonetic spelling, let them post proudly, never living in fear for the time SpellingBuddy comes to chastise them. Post bad-spellers! Post!!!

*sigh* I guess I'm out-numbered here. *slinking away*

Blue

 

[ExLimey]

USA - (Reuters)

Authorities announced early this evening that they are seeking to question "Attitude Buddy" as a material witness in the death of much beloved "Spelling Buddy". Anonymous sources close to the case reported that "Spelling Buddy" may have been caught in the crossfire as "Attitude Buddy" was in the process of smacking someone upside the head and suffered a fatal brain injury.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I plea the fifth.

I knew all along it was you. I found the 3rd grade primer in the trunk of your car covered in alphabet soup!

 

[mbb308]

Police Issue Statement In SP Case

USA - (Reuters) -

In an unexpected twist, there are developments in the death of Spelling Buddy. Once thought to have perished under the burden of work, foul play is now suspected.

Police issued an APB for a young buddy seen travelling west in a stolen Lincoln. If anyone sees a lone traveler with several Dictionaries and a massive Thesaurus, they are encouraged to notify police.

Did Hanns finally knock the dust off that Glock?