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Pokerman

Pokerman

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Texan as a second language


Aw riot: managing quite well, thank yew
Bob wahr: cattle fencing
Do wut?: pardon me?
Forced: a dense growth of trees and underbrush
Hak rin: an urge to do something
Hatty: a popular Houston greeting
Jogger fee: the study of the earth's surface
Kin I carry you home?: need a lift?
Marge: a union of man and wife
Markin: a U.S. citizen
Moll: 8,280 feet
Prayed: a large procession. "In New Yawk we saw da Macy's Prayed"
Rule: not urban
San Tone: home of the Alamo and Souter's kin folk
Tarred: a state of exhaustion. "Darlin, I'm tarred"
Toad: past tense of "tell". "I done toad you to quit that"
Violet: not peaceful
Whore show: a horror show
Whored: difficult
Yewst'un: the home of the Astros

:) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;) :) ;)
 
Now why did you thnk I needed all those words translated? I understood them perfectly.:eek:
 
:p Shylady :p

(course, now you're making me laugh :))

looking for more....(course a lot of what i have is redneck jokes....)
 
Redneck and Texan are interchangable Pokerman



Running from thread and hiding in other thread so Shy doesn't find me.
 
lol redneck jokes are good and I just realized Texan is not a 2nd language it is the only one to have lol
 
In the interest of fairness....

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF:

1. You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
2. You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY!
3. You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
4. For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes au gratin to grits.
5. You don't know what a moon pie is.
6. You've never had an RC cola.
7. You've never, ever, eaten okra, fried or boiled.
8. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
9. You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on road trips.
10. You have no idea what a polecat is.
11. You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on a poodle.
12. You don't have bangs.
13. You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than Six Flags.
14. More than two generations of your family have been kicked out of the same prep school in Connecticut.
15. You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show.
16. Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
17. You don't think Ted Kennedy has an accent.
18. You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-n-knife show.
19. You think more money should go to important scientific research at your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
20. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
21. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp to the highway.
22. You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
23. The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman Marcus.
24. You call binoculars opera glasses.
25. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
26. You would never wear pink or an applique sweatshirt.
27. You don't know what applique is.
28. You don't know anyone with at least two first names (i.e., Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan).
29. You don't have doilies, and you certainly don't know how to make one.
30. You've never been to a craft show.
31. You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
32. You can do your laundry without quarters.
33. None of your fur coats are homemade.
 
lol ohhhh now how do people live like that?

no grits for breakfast?:eek:
 
Originally posted by Shylady
lol ohhhh now how do people live like that?

no grits for breakfast? :eek:
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LMAO


well thats it for today, m'lady (shylady that is) gotta save something for tomorrow. ;)
 
Blue you have never tried my grits


hmmm now where did i put that wd40, cause Billy Joe, and Bobby Sue needed it for something;)
 
ahhhh ty pokerman for the laughs, I am looking forward to more tomorrow.

Have a nice evening *snuggles*
 
Originally posted by Shylady
Have a nice evening *snuggles*
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mmmmm you too... **snuggles** shylady


(and not logging off yet...just saving some jokes for tomorrow...i have two more hours here for snuggles, ;))
 
oooo pokerman 2 hours? hmmmmm
too bad I have to go for a while

Looking forward to jokes tomorrow. *snuggles*
 
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