Angel
Cuntbeans
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Seems God was just about done creating the Universe, but had two extra
things left in his bag of creations. So, He decided to split them between
Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away
was the ability to stand up while urinating. It's a very handy thing, God
told the couple. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability?"
Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love it. Please, oh
please, let me have that ability. It would be great. When I'm out working in
the garden, I could just stand there and let it fly. It would be so cool, I
could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give
that gift to." On and on he went like an excited little boy...
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he
should have it. She added it was the sort of thing that would make him happy
and she wouldn't mind if Adam was the one given this ability. And so, Adam
was given the ability to control the direction of his urine while in a
vertical position.
He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest
him and laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
Fine, God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. "What's left in
here? Oh yes, Multiple Orgasms
things left in his bag of creations. So, He decided to split them between
Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away
was the ability to stand up while urinating. It's a very handy thing, God
told the couple. "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability?"
Adam jumped up and blurted out, "Oh, give that to me. I'd love it. Please, oh
please, let me have that ability. It would be great. When I'm out working in
the garden, I could just stand there and let it fly. It would be so cool, I
could write my name in the sand. Oh, please God, let it be me who you give
that gift to." On and on he went like an excited little boy...
Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he
should have it. She added it was the sort of thing that would make him happy
and she wouldn't mind if Adam was the one given this ability. And so, Adam
was given the ability to control the direction of his urine while in a
vertical position.
He was so happy, he celebrated by wetting down the bark on the tree nearest
him and laughing with delight all the while. And it was good.
Fine, God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts. "What's left in
here? Oh yes, Multiple Orgasms
