Speaking of Which...

[Bob Peale]

...I want my money back.

After almost thirty minutes of applying and wiping in Jergens Extra Moisture Formula, the Mahogany sleigh bed in our bedroom isn't any softer.

Nor is the deep pile white carpet.

Or, for that matter, any of the sheets and towels in the immediate vacinity.

I think Thing 1 and Thing 2 were genuinely disappointed. Of course, not nearly as disappointed as they'll be when they find out that Visitor's Day at the boarding school they are SO working their way into is only once every six months!

 

[Mistress]

Aww! LOL!

 

[Calamity Jane]

lmao! Geez Bob, remind me never to let our kids play together!

Mine just threw her sippy cup out the window to get the dog's attention. Then looked at me and said "Momma, go!" I'm guessing she wants the cup back.

 

[Bob Peale]

lmao! Geez Bob, remind me never to let our kids play together!

Mine just threw her sippy cup out the window to get the dog's attention. Then looked at me and said "Momma, go!" I'm guessing she wants the cup back.

Well, how well does she scale a wall?

 

[Bob Peale]

Damn!

I just heard my wife say:

"What are you doing!?!"
"No no, no no, bad!"

I'm afraid.

 

[Calamity Jane]

lol... lemme guess... you were supposed to be on kid patrol?

 

[Barb Dwyer]

Does anyone here besides me think that we need a regular installment (weekly, perhaps) on the Adventures of Thing 1 and Thing 2?

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO!

What's even funnier than the antics of Thing 1 and Thing 2, is Bob's description of the events.

Yes, I want a weekly installment as well.

Ruby

 

[Cheyenne]

Does anyone here besides me think that we need a regular installment (weekly, perhaps) on the Adventures of Thing 1 and Thing 2?

Yes!!! Great idea!

 

[Shylady]

Ok the Things are only 2 that means they do something everyday! Why do we have to settle for weekly installments?

 

[cymbidia]

How about bi-weekly installments, sort of a "Best Of The Last Few Days" idea?

I love the idea of regular installments, in whatever form they come.

 

[morninggirl5]

Damn!

I just heard my wife say:

"What are you doing!?!"
"No no, no no, bad!"

I'm afraid.

What happened? Don't leave us hanging here.

I vote for semi-weekly installments.

 

[Bob Peale]

LOL-you people are gluttons for punishment!

As for the "No no, no no, bad!" incident, apparently they were aattempting to vacuum the cherry wood dining room table.

Seldom a good idea no matter how big the mess.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hey Bob, did your twins call my twins this morning?

Guess what I found. An empty vasaline jar. Took me ten minutes to find out where they emptied it. All over the bedroom walls, my velvet drapes AND the portable DVD player.

I don't have the strength of will to see if the DVD player still works.

Fuck Calgon. I need a xanax.

Ruby

 

[Debbie]

Please Bob can we have a thread called thing i and 2's antics? pleease?

 

[Bob Peale]

Hell, I'm jealous you can still use a high chair. At 15 months the little darlings opened the basement door and pushed theirs down the stairs.

We are fortunate though - the DVD player is sacred. They have actually figured out that that is the only place they can see "Snow White", so they would take a bullet before they would let harm come to it.

 

[Saturn Return]

Things are so cute!

My Thing once filled the cassette player with money just like a jukebox and then pushed play.


The time Thing thought that the broiler would make for a nice warm bed for her Barbies...only for me to find later..one huge melted together Barbie with 8 heads, 16 arms and legs..

The towel in the microwave because the cat looked cold...
Took 60 seconds for it to catch on fire.

Things just do the cutest stuff...

 

[Rubyfruit]

Yes, Bob, I am lucky in that regard for sure. I don't know how your wife does it without a break all day. At least when mine are in their chairs, I know no damage is being done!

Ruby

 

[estevie]

I've got a devil spawn myself.

Tell me, how does one 2 yo crack a dozen eggs into a pan and not get one shell in it? As I walked into the kitchen it was being set on the stove, all stirred up with salt and pepper! Needless to say, we had eggs for dinner!

 

[morninggirl5]

I've got a devil spawn myself.

Tell me, how does one 2 yo crack a dozen eggs into a pan and not get one shell in it? As I walked into the kitchen it was being set on the stove, all stirred up with salt and pepper! Needless to say, we had eggs for dinner!

I'm impressed that the eggs weren't black from the pepper or white from the salt.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Estevie,

Sounds like you have a cook in the makings, there. When my son was younger and got into the eggs, he cracked them all over the kitchen floor. I think he liked the sound of the "pop" as the egg hit. What a mess that was!

Ruby