Speaking of the sap running

I really want to see this to go with a modern fantasy twist involving Ents or dryads or the like - she goes to tap the tree, and it ends up with the tree tapping her! Depending on how silly you want to take it, you could imagine faeries collecting her (and/or his) secretions to make a delicious condiment for pancakes.

Legitimate question: does it count as bestilality if it's technically a sentient tree?
 
Legitimate question: does it count as bestilality if it's technically a sentient tree?

My guess is that a "sentient tree" would count as a magical or mythical creature, and therefore be exempt from the prohibition on bestiality. But that's just my guess and is worth exactly what you paid for it.
 
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