Speaking of Sex Toys

[Bobtoad777]

Men if any have used any sex toys give your thoughts. heres the topic started:

Norma Jean Masturbator and movie:

where to start on this one. oh lets start with the mouth peice its a "supposed" replica of norma jeans real mouth.
well firslty the only way i could get my penis actually in it was after i went swimming {shrinkage ya know it happenes}
when i was properly stimulate there is no chance in hades of getting in it on me. mind you i dont claim to be any huge hung stud. but if i ever met with her and her mouth was the size of the toy she would never deep throat me.

secondly in the mouth pice there is a vibrator bulb to supposidly give a "realistic" toungue action, well if it was realistic I dont want no blowjob ever Ill just ride my diesel rideone lawnmower when horny.

third, and finally the product come packaged with a 12 minute video to accompany the unit for added stimulia, well it starts with her in a towl nothing shown as she dropps the twole the camera goes to the guy and for the next 5 minutes we are treated to the guys facials expression and an over his shoulder camera shot of her giving him an totally unrealistic blow job you never actually see her mouth on his cock cause his shoulder is in the way but if we are to assume from the angle of the camera and her head placement the guy has got a 30 inch or longer cock. any ways after about 6 minutes you actually get to see her tits but no cunt shot then we go into the doggy screw seen which totaly bad.

to tope it all off the sound in the film seems to have a 30 sec time delay which makes a crappy fil even crappier

so all in all i give it a two balls down

Ps. I guess its back to a dry hand and a literotica story for bed time

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

I have just got to ask this.....How much did you pay for that? And why your hand is cheaper. And what did you expect it is plastic. When I buy a vibrator I buy a vibrator not the man it was modeled after because it is never the same.

 

[Bobtoad777]

heres the story on how i got it

i happened into a chat room at the right time and was the right guy at that moment to meet the needs of a mature woman 44 years old I am 25

although i am physically a virgin through reading i can handle my self quite well in cyber land

she bought it for me as a thank you present.

I would never buy myself one i couldnt bear the embarassement being a a baptist and all if it was ever found out that i had a play toy

i should have said the material was the only good point of the whole play toy.

ps. i dont recall sayign the hand was cheaper or more expensive, oh well anyways

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LOL well at least you didn't spend the money on it. LOL
Bonnie

 

[Bobtoad777]

yeah that is a good thing

if i keep answering everyone who responds to me my handds are gonna be to played out tonight

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

LMAO ok don't reply to this you have to keep your strength. Since the toy don't work you need those hands. LOL

Bonnie

 

[Bobtoad777]

i dont need to 'bate tonight its just habit forming

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

lol I know what you mean.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Habit forming is fine... just don't let it be an addiction my good boy...

Da chef

 

[Bobtoad777]

to late i am addickted

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

There is this thing called Venus.

Regarding Sex Toys for Men - or specifically, the lack of "sophisticated" such devices.

There is a devise, one much, much better than these "rubber replicas" you describe.

It's called the Venus.

It's usually marketed with "higher end" (which equates with expense and usually a higher degree of serious sexology) sexual requirements in mind.

Run a search on "Venus" - maybe add - "penile stimulation" or "erectile dysfunction" or "sex toy for men."

If that fails run Sybian Saddle (the equivalent device for women) because the folks selling these things usually sell both.

I found out about the Venus because my wife and I purchase a Sybian Saddle (works great by the way) and we found that owners of such expensive sex toys usually network. We just happened to have a part-time residence, a condo, near a very large suburban hospital, near a large city - it was sitting unoccupied during the week. Through this network of Sybian owners we found this Urologist who specialized in both male and female sexual dysfunction. He owned two Sybian's and a couple of Venus's too. We allowed him to treat patients at our condo during the week because the atmosphere there was considerably more private than either of his offices. And a lot cheaper than hotels where the patients had been picking up the tab. Besides it was easier for the patients to scream out in passion there.

Somehow, not ever observing the good doctor at work, I felt he treated few male patients with the Venus. Statistics mostly make me feel this way but also the way he had the stuff set-up (he left all his equipment there over the weekends we occupied the place) lead me to believe this.

I think he used the Venus on himself as his female patients used the Sybian Saddle. I think he felt that if he masturbated in such a professional, clinical manner, with a fancy machine and all - well then both he and his patients didn't feel they were breaching the Doctor/Patient relationship. No law suits. All above board and automated.

So when I checked out the Venus (remember because her left it there on the weekends) it fucking worked incredibly. Actually much better than any hand could. Better than most mouths (with a couple of exceptions) and actually better than quite a number of the most common place for a man to put his penis during sex.

Let me tell ya - it weren't all that bad.

The whole situation finally fell apart and the Doc took his toys with him. We (my wife) still enjoys the Sybian fairly frequently and I am not unhappy with our liberal sexual adventure so I have not opted to purchase a Venus. May some day though.

We'll see.

Later - the Spark man.