Speaking of civilization: Sarnies, Butties & "Funded" Research

Grushenka

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Myself, I prefer American BLTs (without the L). I always found Brit bacon more like thinly sliced ham.
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The Perfect Bacon Sandwich Decoded: Crisp and Crunchy By ALAN COWELL - NY Times - 11 April 2007

LONDON, April 10 — Should it be slithery or scrunchy, glutinous or grilled? The answer, British scientists say, may be divined by a formula: N = C + {fb(cm) · fb(tc)} + fb(Ts) + fc · ta.

That is the scientific answer to the question: what makes the perfect bacon sandwich? And, no, it is not April 1.

Researchers at Leeds University spent more than 1,000 hours testing 700 variants on the traditional bacon sandwich, which many Britons refer to as a bacon butty (eschewing the term sandwich, said to have been coined to honor the fourth Earl of Sandwich’s habit of eating meat between slices of bread around 1762).

For Britons, butties come in a variety of guises — chip butties (French fries between slices of bread), crisp butties (ditto with potato chips) or even sugar butties, which are self-explanatory. None are viewed as especially healthful.

There are some finer points in the language, if not the cuisine. A sandwich containing sausages, for instance, is likely to be referred as a sausage sarnie, while sausages served with mashed potatoes are called bangers and mash.

There is no easy explanation for this. Even the bacon butty, though alliterative, is sometimes etymologically challenged, as in a recent posting on the Web site of The Yorkshire Post relating to the study at Leeds University. “Perhaps another few minutes on research would have told them that a butty is a slice of buttered bread with a topping; a bacon sarnie is what they are describing,” said a contributor who signed himself Joey Pica.

But Graham Clayton, who led the research, said the endeavor had been an earnest attempt, commissioned by the Danish Bacon and Food Council, the British subsidiary of a Danish pig producers’ organization, to determine what degree of crispiness and crunchiness made the perfect sandwich.

The company’s announcement of the research last Sunday made no reference to other criteria like cholesterol, carbohydrates or other dietary attributes of the perfect butty. Chloe Joint, a spokeswoman for Danish Bacon’s public relations company, Porter Novelli, declined to say how much the study cost.

The research combined four types of cooking, using grills, pans and ovens, three kinds of oil and four types of bacon — smoked, unsmoked, streaky and thick cut — to establish the preferences of 50 tasters in such matters as the butty’s tactile and aural crunchiness. The study also considered a broad range of condiments (like ketchup and brown sauce) and spreads.

It concluded that the best bacon butties were made with crisply grilled, not-too-fat bacon between thick slices of white bread. Eureka!

“We often think that it’s the taste and smell of bacon that consumers find most attractive,” Dr. Clayton said in a news release. “But our research proves that texture and sound is just, if not more, important.”

In a telephone interview, he also acknowledged that tasters made comments about fat. “If there was too much fat from the cooking process, that was a turnoff for people,” he said. Leathery bacon was a no-no, too, he added. “We are programmed to avoid leathery food as old and not very good,” he said. That wisdom does not seem to prevail, however, among some of the more basic vendors of bacon butties at roadside halts or cafes known generically as greasy spoons to denote their customary modes of cooking and hygiene.

In the experiment, some of the tasters sampled between four and six bacon sandwiches a day for three or four days.

And so the formula evolved to establish the amount of force in the bite, expressed in newtons, and the level of noise, expressed in decibels, to make the perfect crunch.

Ideally, Danish Bacon said, 0.4 newtons should be applied to crunch the sandwich, creating 0.5 decibels of noise. The formula uses these values: N = force in newtons; fb is the function of the bacon type; fc is the function of the condiment or filling effect; Ts is the serving temperature; tc is cooking time; ta is the time taken to insert the condiment or filling; cm is the cooking method and C represents the breaking strain in newtons of uncooked bacon.

“It’s not a hoax,” Dr. Clayton said, acknowledging that, a few days ago — on April 1, to be precise — it might have been taken as one.
 
Bacon Sarnies.....*drool*......the bacon must be unsmoked streaky, and fried until it is 'snap' crisp....just short of burnt.

White bread is usual, I personally prefer wholemeal.
Butter is essential, so that it melts when the hot bacon touches it, and drips down your chin while eating.

One of the most delicious food combinations ever invented.
The other is chip butties...*drooollliinnnnnnggggg*

Oh, and for the record......chips....real chips..... are NOT french fries. Chips are deep fried fingers of real potato, not those reconstituted potato shreds that are served at all the fast food shops. Totally different.
 
matriarch said:
Bacon Sarnies.....*drool*......the bacon must be unsmoked streaky, and fried until it is 'snap' crisp....just short of burnt.

White bread is usual, I personally prefer wholemeal.
Butter is essential, so that it melts when the hot bacon touches it, and drips down your chin while eating.

One of the most delicious food combinations ever invented.
The other is chip butties...*drooollliinnnnnnggggg*

Oh, and for the record......chips....real chips..... are NOT french fries. Chips are deep fried fingers of real potato, not those reconstituted potato shreds that are served at all the fast food shops. Totally different.
Yep, chips should be two or three times the size of french fries they sell in burger world.

Now I don't believe in God. I do come close though, when I eat a toasted bacon butty, with generous a bacon ratio (i.e. a proper butty). Something so delightful cannot just have been generated through evolutionary / fated chance.
 
Matriarch, your response made my mouth water and I am stuck at work now with an achingly gastronomic lust for the sarnie you describe first (can't get excited about a potato sandwich :rolleyes: ).

Well, I know what the mate and I are having for dinner tonight. Gru :)

p.s. I recall your response in another thread. I mention above that I love BLT (bacon, lettuce & tomato) sandwiches without the L. Well (wait-for-it), if available I will add slices of ripe avocado to such a work. Sorry, couldn't resist telling you. Plus, I love avacado and bacon! (Stop puking now ;) .)
 
Grushenka said:
p.s. I recall your response in another thread. I mention above that I love BLT (bacon, lettuce & tomato) sandwiches without the L. Well (wait-for-it), if available I will add slices of ripe avocado to such a work. Sorry, couldn't resist telling you. Plus, I love avacado and bacon! (Stop puking now ;) .)

I'm with you. I LOVE avocados.
 
Smoked, JUST cooked (i like it tender) with ketchup on LIGHTLY toasted white medium sliced bread. HEAVEN.

I like my BLT without the T...i hate T's...:rolleyes:
 
Fallenfromgrace said:
Smoked, JUST cooked (i like it tender) with ketchup on LIGHTLY toasted white medium sliced bread. HEAVEN.

I like my BLT without the T...i hate T's...:rolleyes:
Laughing here. I love tomatoes, but I've never taken to ketchup (never, ever, ever!) I also don't get lettuce. What is the point of lettuce outside of a salad.
 
Grushenka said:
Myself, I prefer American BLTs (without the L). I always found Brit bacon more like thinly sliced ham.

Meat from pigs is ham. Deal.

Yanqui bacon is far too sweet, and I'm nearly certain that's added in the processing.

As to sandwiches and the various fillings I thought I was unusual in my youth until I asked others and found that quite a lot of teens at some point enjoy salt sandwiches. (probably something to do with replacement or 'knowing what you need' as with pregnancy cravings)
 
gauchecritic said:
Meat from pigs is ham. Deal.
I meant what's called ham here, a special cut of the hog that's reserved for holidays and other special meals (ie, expensive). So, your bacon is like that (dearer). You'd probably think of U.S. bacon as table scraps. And it's not sweet, rather very salty (more than yours). There is some eastern-type cured bacon that adds maple syrup or some such sweetener, but I love U.S. bacon for the saltiness.
 
Grushenka said:
I meant what's called ham here, a special cut of the hog that's reserved for holidays and other special meals (ie, expensive). So, your bacon is like that (dearer). You'd probably think of U.S. bacon as table scraps. And it's not sweet, rather very salty (more than yours). There is some eastern-type cured bacon that adds maple syrup or some such sweetener, but I love U.S. bacon for the saltiness.


Yep.........American bacon......in the 6 months I lived there, I yearned for English/Danish bacon. Even our streaky, which is the least meaty of all the cuts, is better than the scrappy strips sold there as bacon.......and you're right, the wife loved the one with honey or syrup added. *shudder*. But, we got by. Just had to look harder for something acceptable to me, and put more slices in the sandwich.

And I love BLTs, with everything.

I also, at times, have cravings for fresh, crisp, freshly washed lettuce leaves, sprinkled with salt, rolled up and eaten just as it is. Can't describe the taste. Gorgeous.
 
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