Speaking of Books

[hmmnmm]

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[CeriseNoire]

Rob's heroic failures thread reminded me of this.

Like anybody, I'm always getting ideas for stories or books that will never get written, and if they did, nobody in their right mind would publish them. Many of these ideas came and lingered a few days then left for good. But a couple of them still hang around, and I'll still never write them.
One of the titles goes something like:

All The Times I Almost Got Laid

Probably one of the main reasons it will never get written is that it would be a mighty thick book. 400 pages, easy.

Probably wouldn't fly, would it?

Yours?

It could make a good comedy (judging from the title).

Mine would be: Funny in Retrospective

It's unlikely to get written because I'm not good enough a writer to pass it off as fiction, and some people might be just a bit upset.

 

[rgraham666]

My version of it would be about the size of Lord of The Rings.

 

[jomar]

The Inventions and Fashion Trends I've Thought of But Never Did Shit About so I'm Still Poor

It'll be a best seller! But...

 

[hmmnmm]

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