Speaking of back to school, here's the latest on the English Muffin

[riff]

She's leaving next week.

I told her I would bring her something to take with her.

"A present? For me?" Her face lit up.
"Sure, why not? Just a little something."

So yesterday I was in a drugstore and I saw a Whoopee Cushion for $1.60 and it screamed out MMM (muffin marmalade material) at me.

So yesterday afternoon, she is sitting outside with one of her girlfriends and I was on my way to the store for a cold drink and I said, "Hey! I got something for ya! Hold on!"

I went back to my place across the street and handed her the Whoopee Cushion and said, "From an old slut, to a young slut." She just about rolled over laughing and exclaimed "I'LL USE IT TOO!"

Her friend, who also works there and is quite a muffin herself eyed me skeptically.

Heh. Girls.

 

[shyybabe]

Too funny Riff. You mean my munchkin is not going to outgrow his fascination with those hellish things soon? Damn.

 

[Dillinger]

That's is GREAT! I guess that means you didn't get laid?

Did she give you her new #, address? Maybe she'll set you up with one of her girlfriends?

Invite her over to see "bread & tulips" and make her dinner.

 

[Cherry]

GREAT IDEA, riff!

Now your little English Muffin will think of you each time strange noises squeak out from below her lower posterior!

Brilliant!