Speaking fo Flogging the Bishop...

Have you ever spanked the moneky thinking about someone here on lit?

  • Yes- Daily. As a matter of a fact, I have whacked the gerkin to just about everyone here on it.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes- a special few have been honored by my fantasies.

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • Yes- One particular person. You know who you are.

    Votes: 6 22.2%
  • Yes- One particular person and they have no idea *maniacal laugh*

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • No- That's just dirty!

    Votes: 1 3.7%
  • No- I imgaine eveyrone in lit looks like my grandmother.

    Votes: 3 11.1%
  • No- and have nothing more to say ont he subject.

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • What the f*ck is flogging the bishop?

    Votes: 2 7.4%

  • Total voters
    27

wornoutkeyboard

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Speaking of Flogging the Bishop...

Have you?

***EDITED TO ADD***

Everyone has a bishop....some are just smaller than others.

And Vella...if you need help I'm sure my mother can provide you with a diorama.
 
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wornoutkeyboard said:
Have you?

No, but I put the nipple clamps on the Rabbi.

(edited to add, didn't see this was a poll. I voted with my feet).
 
minsue said:
You'd let a silly thing like that stop you?
nevah...
i am the queen of masturbation...
all bow before me
i have plans!
 
wornoutkeyboard said:
Vella...

I edited the first post just for you.

~WOK
you, are quite simply, awesome!
now, lets talk more about this diorama...
 
wornoutkeyboard said:
Have you?

***EDITED TO ADD***

Everyone has a bishop....some are just smaller than others.

And Vella...if you need help I'm sure my mother can provide you with a diorama.


I haven't been here long enough to form many impressions yet.... Not sexual ones anyway..... Although Vella's eyes are starting to haunt me.....

And Minisue's beak.... well, that's another story altogether.....
 
vella_ms said:
you, are quite simply, awesome!
now, lets talk more about this diorama...

I suffer from diorama sometimes.
 
Sub Joe said:
I suffer from diorama sometimes.
lomotil
Diphenoxylate/atropine
good for what ails you...just remember to take it rectally.
 
vella_ms said:
lomotil
Diphenoxylate/atropine
good for what ails you...just remember to take it rectally.

I'll take it like a monkey.
 
Sub Joe said:
(edited to add, didn't see this was a poll. I voted with my feet).

Because your hands were busy? Or do you do that with your feet as well?
 
I use my feet for trampling. faces, groins, threads, grapes...
 
cloudy said:
yes.

Joe: all at once?

Cloudy, You're a retarded cannibal. I'm going to be really nice to you from now on, so please don't hurt me.

(I guess we're stuck with these titles for a bit...)
 
Sub Joe said:
(I guess we're stuck with these titles for a bit...)

Which is tricky, because it's not clear if yours is an invitation to drink you personally or what appears to be the Thames behind you.

Shanglan
 
Sub Joe said:
Cloudy, You're a retarded cannibal. I'm going to be really nice to you from now on, so please don't hurt me.

(I guess we're stuck with these titles for a bit...)


Seems I'm the only retarded cannibal in these parts, but that's cool, I like being unique.

You weren't around for that whole deal were you?

Shanglan, if I'm not mistaken, that's the canals of Venice in the background. ;)
 
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(You can change your usertitles now...go to edit profile in your User CP -it's the first option there)


And no...I don't believe in violence...and I've never met the bishop.
 
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