Sparky's Spooring - watch out or he'll spoor you too.

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yes folks......

He's rubbing his hind legs together and somewhere, down by his slim tight white boy appearing ass - down anus way -

It's hundreds, no thousands - oh my God! It's hundreds of thousands of yellowish spoors are being emmitted into the atmosphere!

Call Enviornmental Protection, Disease Control and, and.... Hughe Hefner!

Oh my God! The humanity! The humanity!

Are we all not doomed?

 

[Ambrosious]

Spoorky Kronkite

Captain Morgan raped you last night, huh?

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I eat the worm.......

Out of Captain Morgan's ass.....

Man!

Did I say that?

I must have experienced a black out!

 

[TN_Vixen]

sparks

you are particularly vulgar today. Any specific reason?

board turds?
worms out of asses?

my stomach isn't up to it this morn.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I am always this vulgar......

It's just that the Spoork in me - no the Spock in me - and all this talk of logic and human flaw has unleashed my control.

Hense lack of.

Vulgarity and logic go hand in hand. Logic is vulgarity. Vulgarity is logic.

And worms are only in tequila.