SParky

[Todd]

Happy B-Day

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Thank you Todd but.....

I was just fibbing.

After all, I am a Leo!

The Leo of all Leo's!!!

I certainly am no fish - though I may often run afoul - for pleasure.

I am Uber Oz. Uber Spark. Zee Sparkmeister of all Sparkmeister's.

 

[Todd]

you big meany you fibbed to the Uber Todd that wasn't very nice of you. Just for that you chould consider buying me a rubber sex doll for my brithday April 2nd, so I can as you say "get laid" once and for all.

 

[KillerMuffin]

*pulls out the bridles, bit, leather, and whips from the barn and grins at UberOz Sprarkster*

Fake Birthdays get spankings too. Good and trapped aren't you? Take it like a big boy darling.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I think I could take anything you could dish out....

But could you loosen the straps on the roll bar a bit? Just a bit?

 

[Merelan]

Don't trust him Killer, he will try to escape, though that could be fun to watch too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Not yet, wouldn't want you to run off before I could toss you over a hay bale and tie you down, would I? How many whacks is it? 40 something? Doesn't matter, I lose count after 4 and will have to start all over again. Do you want me to clean the bit before I stick it in your mouth or just a bit of molasses? It has a cricket in it, ought to keep you occupied.

Maybe Deb could bring along her dildo. That'd be cool!

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I c ould take anything you....

and or Deb could dish out.

And relish it too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I know that Sparky, you're just entirely too fucked up.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nope. I can take it......

because I'm not fucked up.

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, no, no, you ARE fucked up. Because I'm normal, so you have to be fucked up. Anyway, I liked the being fucked up hot sex babes like you sParky.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Jeesh! Ganufi (or however you spell it?) speak...

is leaking into everybodies speach pattern...

Except mine.

KM - you are not fucked up - you're just not fucked up different than I'm not fucked up.