KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2000
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Where do you go to the bathroom most often?
What sorts of activities do you do in the bathroom?
Which activity is your favorite?
How often do you do that activity?
Would you care to describe your favorite bathroom activity?
Would you describe your least favorite bathroom activity?
Have you ever taken snacks into the bathroom?
What kind of snacks do you prefer?
Do you have a special way of eating snacks in the bathroom?
If you could bring a TV into the bathroom what would you watch?
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Do you shampoo while you're using the commode?
Does the shebabe walk in on you while you're in the bathroom?
Does the shebabe post a sign that says "warning biohazard" on the door?
Why would she do that?
How many times have you had a conversation with your mother while you were in the bathroom?
Do you ever experience burning sensations while you're in the bathroom?
What kind of candles do you light while in the bathroom?
Do you have any special occasions in the bathroom that require candles to be lit?
Do you have any special moments that require celebrating in the bathroom?
Which direction does the toilet paper go in your bathroom?
Have you ever fought with the shebabe over the direction of the toilet paper?
Why do you leave the toilet seat up?
Is your bathroom color coordinated?
How hard did you have to fight the shebabe to keep your Jimi Hendrix towels?
What kind of music have you played on your guitar while in the bathroom?
Is the bathroom your primary place to be found when at home?
How does your bathroom compare to the bathroom at work?
Do you mind using the bathroom at, say, Wal-mart?
Do you wait for the handicapped stall to open up or do you mind doing your business in one of the narrow ones?
Have you ever seen Michael Meyers through the slits between the bathroom door and the stall wall?
What did you do?
Have you ever used the expression shit twice and die?
Why would you ever use that expression anyway?
What do you think of having floral designs in the bathroom?
What do you think of those guys whose job it is to stand in bathrooms and hand out towels?
What have you used those towels for?
Have you ever jacked off in a public restroom only to have a high pressure orgasm that went over the stall to land in the hair of the guy next to you?
What were you thinking about to do that?
How many of these questions do you intend to answer?
Did this questionnaire fulfill your need to discuss bathroom subjects?
What other bathroom subjects should be on this questionnaire?
What sorts of activities do you do in the bathroom?
Which activity is your favorite?
How often do you do that activity?
Would you care to describe your favorite bathroom activity?
Would you describe your least favorite bathroom activity?
Have you ever taken snacks into the bathroom?
What kind of snacks do you prefer?
Do you have a special way of eating snacks in the bathroom?
If you could bring a TV into the bathroom what would you watch?
What kind of shampoo do you use?
Do you shampoo while you're using the commode?
Does the shebabe walk in on you while you're in the bathroom?
Does the shebabe post a sign that says "warning biohazard" on the door?
Why would she do that?
How many times have you had a conversation with your mother while you were in the bathroom?
Do you ever experience burning sensations while you're in the bathroom?
What kind of candles do you light while in the bathroom?
Do you have any special occasions in the bathroom that require candles to be lit?
Do you have any special moments that require celebrating in the bathroom?
Which direction does the toilet paper go in your bathroom?
Have you ever fought with the shebabe over the direction of the toilet paper?
Why do you leave the toilet seat up?
Is your bathroom color coordinated?
How hard did you have to fight the shebabe to keep your Jimi Hendrix towels?
What kind of music have you played on your guitar while in the bathroom?
Is the bathroom your primary place to be found when at home?
How does your bathroom compare to the bathroom at work?
Do you mind using the bathroom at, say, Wal-mart?
Do you wait for the handicapped stall to open up or do you mind doing your business in one of the narrow ones?
Have you ever seen Michael Meyers through the slits between the bathroom door and the stall wall?
What did you do?
Have you ever used the expression shit twice and die?
Why would you ever use that expression anyway?
What do you think of having floral designs in the bathroom?
What do you think of those guys whose job it is to stand in bathrooms and hand out towels?
What have you used those towels for?
Have you ever jacked off in a public restroom only to have a high pressure orgasm that went over the stall to land in the hair of the guy next to you?
What were you thinking about to do that?
How many of these questions do you intend to answer?
Did this questionnaire fulfill your need to discuss bathroom subjects?
What other bathroom subjects should be on this questionnaire?
Feel free to add.
