Sparky Kronkite!!!! Found Dead!!!! Choked!!!!

[Deborah]

Face down on Richard Simmons.

Now I understand what Sparky meant when he said he was on a special diet and dropped Richard Simmons'name.

Laurel, this is my 1,000 post. Change my title to "Chi Xi Stigma" please. Right, "Stigma." Not a typo. And I'm not giving a fucking speech. Geez Public Enemy #1. Hey Eve, when you hit 1,000 just stick to the part about you and the Devil. And Eve, you can have "Money talks and bullshit walks" but I kind of like "The Devil's Treat" or "Adam's Fib." Right, "Fib." Not a typo.

 

[Cheyenne]

Welcome to the 1,000 club!

Want to dance?

 

[Expertise]

Geeze and I was counting on it being "Soccer Mommy From Hell"

 

[Flagg]

I can't believe you're choosing to shun my choice of title. It suited you so well. Damn.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Congrats on 1K!

Choke on it!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You are ahead by ten centuries

Congratulations Deborah, dear!

but yikes ... where's the stigmatic fucking speech?

and ....no no no ... Sparky drowned because he was found lying face down on River Phoenix <necrophelia you know>
____________________
For Deborah
I tilted your cloud, you tilted my hand
rain falls in real time and rain fell through the night
no dress rehearsal, this is our life
That's when the hornet stung me
and I had a serious dream with revenge and doubt
Tonight, we smoked them out
You are ahead by ten centuries
~Tragically Hip~

 

[Purple Haze]

Deborah,

You make me quiver and shake,
With the visuals you make,
Deborah,

Your polk salad is good,
My pants full of wood,
Deborah,

I'll be your lecherous Cardinal,
My weeny is hard'n'all,
Deborah,

Deborah,

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[Madame Pandora]

You mean he's not???

Damn...

And I got all excited for nothing.

As the guy said in Trainspotting - TOTAL FUCKING MISNOMER there, Deb ;-P

Someone will have to enlighten me as to what all the bru-ha-ha is about when you reach 1000 posts. I keep thinking of an old Kids in the Hall skit where Cathy (with a C) was affixed with a counter (ala odometer) which clicked off how many words (s)he typed, and the whole office busted into a little chanting cheer for ten seconds until (s)he turned over from 999,999 to 1,000,000. Soon after no one gave a fuck.

I never realized how funny that bit was until now. Damn I miss the Kids.

Now...what was I going to say?? Hmmm.....
Congrats? no...that's not it...
Oh yeah!!!

Deb, if you're not going to take out a fucking sheep don't get me all excited ;-)

MP

 

[jcgirl]

Bad......bad bad bad

 

[Madame Pandora]

Bad......bad bad bad

You mean baaaaaaad, right?

MP

 

[Dillinger]

. And I'm not giving a fucking speech. Geez Public Enemy #1.

Hey... any opportunity to make a speech. It could have been worse... believe me!

But congratulations! *smile* I don't really like champagne but some occasions just scream for it. *popping the cork, shaking it up and hosing you down*

Chi Xi Stigma - more scripture?

(Besides - my alter ego, Aleister was the Great Beast - does that mean I get to Mark you? I prefer the forehead.)

Its all Greek to me!

Rev 13:17
Rev 13:18

[Edited by Dillinger on 02-27-2001 at 10:24 AM]

 

[GuyJD]

OKAY, YOU LOST ME!!!

Face down on Richard Simmons.

Now I understand what Sparky meant when he said he was on a special diet and dropped Richard Simmons'name.

Laurel, this is my 1,000 post. Change my title to "Chi Xi Stigma" please. Right, "Stigma." Not a typo. And I'm not giving a fucking speech. Geez Public Enemy #1. Hey Eve, when you hit 1,000 just stick to the part about you and the Devil. And Eve, you can have "Money talks and bullshit walks" but I kind of like "The Devil's Treat" or "Adam's Fib." Right, "Fib." Not a typo.

Is there some humor somewhere in the first 2 statements about Sparky? Or is this a vain way of introducing your 1K status to Literotica members?

Oh and by the way, congratulation on your new status.

 

[Isabella Thorne]

P.S.

Sparky drowned because he was found lying face down on River Phoenix <necrophilia you know>

ooops ... i almost forgot ...

about that necrophilia thing ... it is really becoming quite popular you know ..

people are just dying to try it ... ha ha ha ha

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Guy.....

Ya gotta pay attention....

Check out the Ellen Degeneres thread.

 

[Purple Haze]

Deborah, my favorite author of children's literature. She has many books in print, but my favorites are:

"See Dick Run"

"Mother Goose and Father Nelson"

"Mike Mulligan and his Steam Piston"

"Muppets Do Manhatten"

"Asphyxiating Grampa"

"Lap My Hole you Worthless Piece of Shit"

And of course there are the activity books too, but the nightstand nativity set she's been pitching door-to-door is worth a look.

 

[Nobody Special]

Well Debrha (int) since you have been ignoring me as of late.. I was only trying to help, I like to help!!!

seen your Movie logo on the net I couldn't help but post ithe pic.. it is on the "what women want" Just thought That I would share..

Now for that sheep lover that you are I'm still looking for that one.. BUuuuuuuuuut when I find one you will be the first one to be called out again... BTW would you like a RAM with that or are you still stuck on sheep??

Oweeeeeel Have fun

E

 

[Siren]

Hey Deborah is the KING of the board.....

 

[Madame Pandora]

Deborah, my favorite author of children's literature. She has many books in print, but my favorites are

Purp,

You forgot my favorite!

The Sheep Lie! (And Other Scottish Folktales)


MP

 

[Purple Haze]

Ah yes, the classics.

 

[*Eve*]

Congrats Deborah!!! It took you long enough!!!!!Well I think I am almost there. I have also given my name a lot of thought, and I have narrowed it down to, Temptress in the Garden or Devil's handmaiden. Can't decide which one I like best though.

 

[Deborah]

Bad news!!!!

Sparky is the Antichrist. He has miraculously recovered from the fatal "head" wound administered by Richard Simmon's dick.

More bad news!!!!

The next diabolical plot of the Antichrist will be for him and his legion of fallen angels, led by Expertise, Flagg, Purple Haze, Dillinger, GuyJD and Nobody Special, to seduce human women as they did in the days of Noah. This likely will take place on an erotic website.

Not to worry, Madame Pandora, we'll lead these sheep into the lake of fire burning with fire and brimstone. It's better to get them all at once rather than pick them off one at a time.

 

[Juspar Emvan]

Baaaaaa

aaaaaaa

 

[Dillinger]

Re: Bad news!!!!

Sparky is the Antichrist. He has miraculously recovered from the fatal "head" wound administered by Richard Simmon's dick.

Not too fucking surprising... I can't imagine Richard Simmon's dick being fatal in any way, shape or form.

 

[Dillinger]

King of Tyre

The next diabolical plot of the Antichrist will be for him and his legion of fallen angels, led by Expertise, Flagg, Purple Haze, Dillinger, GuyJD and Nobody Special, to seduce human women as they did in the days of Noah. This likely will take place on an erotic website.

Not to worry, Madame Pandora, we'll lead these sheep into the lake of fire burning with fire and brimstone. It's better to get them all at once rather than pick them off one at a time.

Fallen Angel? *lol* I've never been an angel and the only way for me to fall would be upwards!

So are you now claiming to be the enemy of the Anticrist after taking the number of the beast itself as your title here at literotica? Make up your mind, babe... christ or antichrist - if you think you're both that's clinically schizo...

So are with us, against us or just looking for a gangbang?

 

[Deborah]

Dillinger, for the answer to that you will have to await the publication of my entry for the "Mind Control" category. Tentatively it is entitled "Mark of the Beast - Sex Sex Sex."