Sparky! Here boy *whistle whistle* Here boy, Sparky!

[KillerMuffin]

GOooooood puppy. Sparky is suuuch a good doggie. Ooooh yes Sparky, you know just how mommy likes to be licked. Oh yes Sparky, goood puppy! Ooh yess Sparky lick mommy a little to the left, oh yes Sparky, good doggie. Oh No! I dropped my contact lens, I'd better go look for it. No Sparky! No Sparky! Oh NO don't Do that! Ahhhhhhh take it out!! It hurts!! Yet... No!!!! Ohhh Sparky you are such a BIG doggie!!! That's it Sparky ride mommy like a bucking bronco. Good Puppy Sparky, OOooh mommy is cumming. Okay, get off now. I hear a car door in the driveway, get off Sparky. Oh no, what's daddy going to think when he comes in and sees me like this!!!! OooOOooOOoo that feels gooooood. SPAAARKKEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Another Fine Role Play Thread brought to you by too much Absolut. Absolut-ly Ridiculous.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Laurel!!!! Manu!!!!! Ambor??????

This is fucking border line here.

Isn't it?

 

[CelestialBody]

 

[Expertise]

Beastiality rears its ugly head yet again.

FOR CHRIST SAKE SOMEBODY GIVE THAT MUFFIN SOME LOVIN'!!

Shes liquored up and acting wanton.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

If sparky were a dog......

He'd be of course a big, trim Dalmation - with a huge....

Pick, pointed cock.

 

[CelestialBody]

Re: If sparky were a dog......

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I've got this video from Holland or somewhere...

The ladies (and this guy too, this old man with a huge cock) and they do everything with all sorts of animals. Ponies, horses, dogs, pigs.

This girl sucks off a huge horse and it drenches her.

Another couple of girls suck and fuck a pony.

A girl has a big Doberman in everyway.

And this old cute with the major schlong first licks and then fucks this 500lb hoggette.

Man! That's some gross shit - how does anyone lick hog pussy?

 

[Expertise]

Re: I've got this video from Holland or somewhere...

And this old cute with the major schlong first licks and then fucks this 500lb hoggette.

Man! That's some gross shit - how does anyone lick hog pussy? [/B][/QUOTE]

Ever leave a country and western bar real liquored up?

I slay myself.

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's just straight nasty Sparky, reallllly fucked up.

I happen to own a Dalmation. Huhmph. His name is Rocky. Not Sparky. Before you ask NO, I don't do that with the dog. He's been fixed anyway.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Rocky? Sparky?

Close.

What's it matter?

Pink is pink. Hard is hard. Horney is horney.

Besides - you started it.

 

[Jake2001]

*Falls off chair, laughing*

And this old cute with the major schlong first licks and then fucks this 500lb hoggette.

Man! That's some gross shit - how does anyone lick hog pussy?

Ever leave a country and western bar real liquored up?

I slay myself. [/B][/QUOTE]


Gif me another long neck pleath

 

[KillerMuffin]

Re: Rocky? Sparky?

Besides - you started it.

UH! I did not! You started it! Of all the nerve.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Woof!

Woof!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Welcome to the Dog Pound. Bwoof.

Besides, whose name is Sparky anyway? It's called an attractive nuisance and if you weren't named Sparky, well, this thread never would have happend. Heh.

 

[TN_Vixen]

who let the dogs out?

hehe

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've come to the conclusion that I have entirely too much free time on my hands, entirely too many hours logged on reading pornographic stories, and an entirely too warped sense of humor.

Woof.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Just think....

I'm glad I'm not looked upon as some kind of Yorky or something.

Bow-wow-wow-wow!

 

[KillerMuffin]

If you were dog, you'd be an Irish Wolfhound. Ruff!

 

[Jake2001]

Please!

I am on the floor laughing and can't get up.

AIM just went down and it wasn't on me.

gif me another long nek

 

[KillerMuffin]

I can see it now....

Bubba broke the jukebox last night, so they brought in the local band Hoppin Fishbait, complete with Earline on the buckets. The bar was crowded, packed with such notables at Jimmy Bob Griffen who owns the Pump and Dump, a combination convenience store/gas station/septic tank service down the road and Tommy Sue Avery, the most married woman in the county, she went through her momma's relatives already, now she's going through her daddy's. Goat, the bartender, and Boozer, the bar back were hard at work, dishing out Uncle Buck's Best Batch Brew and cheap beer. The cocktail waitresses, Julie Lou and Bertha Mae were sweating as much as a quarterback about to toss the hail mary pass to win the softball game. Somehow, despite the fact that the Sugar Shack was off the beaten path, some Texas city slicker had found his way into the confines. The only person there who wasn't related to everyone within a 50 mile radius. Julie Lou took an instant shine to him, after a few shots of Uncle Buck's Best Batch Brew, the city slicker didn't seem to notice that Julie Lou took up half the bar's avaible space and snorted. Hogette's must be en vogue in Texas cities, or so Goat came to the conclusion. Of course, Uncle Buck's Best Batch Brew would get a tank drunk. The Texas city slicker went out to the parking lot with Julie Lou that night, she came back in a few hours later, looking pretty smug. The city slicker was later discovered in the mud in the back of the parking lot, snoring, half naked, and covered with eau du Julie Lou, by Sparky, the Sugar Shack's mascot. A huge, beautiful Irish Wolfhound that had gotten lost on his way from LA and just never left, Sparky was an anomoly in the country. He sniffed at the Texas city slicker once and wrinkled his nose. He wasn't that fond of Julie Lou or Texas city slickers. Turning sideways, he hiked up his hind leg and...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm just a poor....

Pee boy

Pissin' away my dreams

Wetin' down yer pants leg

With shimmering yellow streams

I ain't got nothing but cheap beer

To sooth me so it seems

Yeah I'm just a poor pee boy

Pissin' away my lonsome dreams

 

[Jake2001]

I can see it now....

Bubba broke the jukebox last night....

....Turning sideways, he hiked up his hind leg and...

Been to a few goat ropins and county fares in my time. I have watched Jeb finger his sister Tammy Mae in the butt as they slow danced down at the Qix Pick Pantry and Barbecue on Saturday night. I seen snake fuckins down on the river under the 59 overpass while Tracker John and an his momma took on all comers. I have rid in the live stock show and rodeo with hookers in a covert wagon that made me pay 'em before they'd shine Uncle Leroy's monkey or slap the sap from Pearlie Jo's fat buttocks. But I have never had a dog piss on my leg while I was passed out face down in the mud by some faggot lookin LA bitch dog named Sparky.

And I'm gonna sue KillerMuffin and this website and Laurel and Manu and ever swingin dick I can find cause I just think I broke a rib.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Did I mention that my Dalmation is gay?