Spankings will commence for those who take themselves too seriously, form a line here

[SpankMaster Flex]

I had the oddest wet dream the other night. I dreamt that I was having wild sex with Ted Nugent. He resembled Buddy Ebsen.

I just don't understand. I hate Wango Tango, why couldn't he have put Cat Scratch Fever on permanent loop?

 

[Savage Kitten]

I nominate Spunky!

 

[LusicousLionness]

do me, do me!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Ted Nugent? The guy on all the covers of those archery mags? They scrawny guy prancing around on stage in nothing but shoes and a g string?

You know, that sounds funnier than it actually was. Other than our thumpy wumpy, who ever saw Ted in concert?

 

[Naked Hunny]

Whos Ted Nugent?? Im only 20 remember???

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

You know that white, spunky stuff they put in candy bars -- Nugent? He's responsible for it.

 

[KillerMuffin]

He did the bass in the Damn Yankees. He was the funny looking guy.