Spam Poetry

[harrlequin]

Every once in a while I get huge amounts of spam caught in my filters and I am required to empty out the file. But before I do, I like to skim the taglines, read the come-ons, giggle at the ESL writers.

And sometimes it's just silly enough to tickle my fancy.

Can you write spam poetry?

Help is on the way!

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[annaswirls]

this is a fun exercise, I did this as well with some of the obscure random sentences spammers generate in order to get through filters.

 

[annaswirls]

Just got this comment on my wordpress account. I might turn it into a poem after the boys are in school or napping

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