Spam and Spunk

[An Awful Cad]

Let me say right off the bat that I assume that every single "offer" I receive in a spam email is a scam, a con, a rip-off of some sort. But still, I am intrigued by these electronic whispers in my ear: "Spurt like F0unta1n," "SHOOOT HUUGE WADS N0VV!!!" or the plain ol' "increase cum by 500%.

So has anyone had any experience with these products that claim to increase the volume of your cum by 500 percent? What's the story?