Soy makes you gay

The fact that I was never breast fed, and had only soy formula as a kid... explains everything that's wrong with me!



:rolleyes:

Good christ. Well cited, and all that.
 
jimmyfruitloop said:
Wouldn't you already have to be gay to eat soy snacks? The old "chicken and the egg" scenario.


I'm guessing you've never heard of Soy Sauce.
 
Angel said:
I'm guessing you've never heard of Soy Sauce.
According to the article, soy sauce is okay, because it's fermented, which changes the molecular structure.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
According to the article, soy sauce is okay, because it's fermented, which changes the molecular structure.


I was being a smart ass.
 
Ms_Lilith said:
According to the article, soy sauce is okay, because it's fermented, which changes the molecular structure.
China doesn't seem to have a large gay population
 
Next week someone will disprove whatever they prove this week.....
 
i just had a big glass of soy milk and i think my uterus exploded
 
This is my favorite paragraph:

professor wackjob said:
Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.
 
L...O...L...

I think I want that minute of my life back that I wasted reading that artical...
 
Fresh soy sprouts gives you a 3 hour and 55 minute erection..... just short of the 4 hours where you have to call a doctor....... you know, the danger point, where your cock becomes a stick of dynamite.
 
I like this bit:

In fetal development, the default is being female. All humans (even in old age) tend toward femininity. The main thing that keeps men from diverging into the female pattern is testosterone, and testosterone is suppressed by an excess of estrogen.

And here's me thinking sex was decided by chromosomes.
 
Does this mean my tits will get better? I became lactose intolerant recently so I had to befriend soy milk. I wouldn't mind bigger boobs.
 
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