Southern gentlemen looking for kinky cyber partners..do you fit the bill?

[Aurora Shadow]

As the title might imply...I'm a Southern guy, with that Southern Drawl and gentlemanly behavior, completely heterosexual ..yet I'm gifted with a extremely kinky side..I am and always have been willing to try anything, with the scant exceptions of animals, or cosumption of bodily wastes..

You name it..crossdressing, fisting, bondage, 3 somes, 4 somes and more-somes.....there is literally no exception to what I'm willing to try.

And of course, for every great thing, here's the one catch that most people are expecting..and yet perhaps NOT expecting...

Although I've never posted any stories to Lit, I'm also a amateur author myself, with a book nearly completed...As such, I believe in 'proper' use of the english language...not the incredibly terrible bastardaziation of the english language from things like using 'u' for you, 'ur' for your or you're, and so forth. While I do believe in poetic liscence, I do not believe in verbal butchery...I.E. those above are NOT okay...while using 'ain't' or 'y'all' is perfectly acceptable...both are slang, but still normal contractions, at least in appearance....For example...

Thx u, brb OK?

Thank ya, be right back okay?

More characters? Yes...looks better? The latter, hands down.

Simply put, I believe in reading something that unhinges the mind from the present and moves it to the point of time reflected in the material you're reading.

Having said that...do you fit the bill? Are you looking for a cyber partner of equal qualifications?

If you're a gal, looking for more than just 'ur hot!' Then feel more than free to send me a PM...because I quite promise you...

...you're in for a ride.


Aurora Shadow

 

[discreetplay]

Hello, my brother.

I'm happy to see that I am not the only one who is compulsive (or anal--depending upon one's point of view) about the english language. It makes me feel a little more normal.

Welcome to the club. I wish you the best of luck.

--dp

 

[Aurora Shadow]

Simply a bump to push to top again.

-A.S.

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

wordsmiths, grammar nazis, and editors -- UNITE

I have a strong desire for a black, bottomless pit to rend the floor beneath my feet whenever I discover that I've made an oral or written faux pas.

Case in point: Last night, I accepted an invitation to dinner/drinks/bubbly-burbly mingling at the home of the professor who is chairing my dissertation. After I had consumed several glasses of shiraz (on an empty stomach), I was asked by The Visiting Scholar about my immediate plans. I rattled off something about running away to become a 'flamingo' dancer.

Ahem. Bubbly burbling laughter ensued. (Thinking back -- perhaps that's why I had been invited...?)

I *do* wish for the record to state the facts, however: I was, indeed, standing on one foot when I maligned the appropriate word, making the descent into the darkness of the pit much smoother and more aerodynamic.

My wishes for your luck -- and a brief warning: if you claim to be a purveyor of the Queen's English (or, the Charleston equivalent thereof), don't get caught up in every typo or misspelling a correspondent makes. Play. Have fun. Occasionally write in fragments.

Best,
SKitt

 

[CutieMouse]

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[CutieMouse]

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[Aurora Shadow]

I may have overdone it..it seems I've scared everyone away.. :/

I like bookish women too..but I also like women who have a insanely kinky streak...I imagine the real balance here is finding both one who enjoys writing, and has the kinky streak I am looking for.

Thanks for the support, anyway. I'm going to keep looking in hopes I actually find a few partners...

If you're interested and fit the bill, please please feel free to PM me..I check in here periodically to see what's up...and I'd love to find a inbox full of PMs..

-A.S.

 

[Aurora Shadow]

Shameless bump to the top...

-A.S.

 

[Luminary]

Southern gentlemen looking for kinky cyber

You write a great post.
But may I suggest that you put something in your profile.
It give people a little more to think about on the person.
And a joke or something funny, or a hobby.
It make you more desirable.

 

[Aurora Shadow]

Excellent thought...It had quite been overlooked and I'll endeavor to do so as soon as possible..just need to think a brief bit on what I'd like to put in there! =)

Thanks again!

-A.S.

 

[Luminary]

Southern gentlemen looking for

I thought you were going to put something in your profile.
It is Friday night, a good night for lurkers and kinky people.
Plus I thought bumping you might catch someones eye.
Happy Friday !!!

 

[julieG]

Here here Aurora, and others.

I thought I was the only compulsive around who loves the language and doesn't want it butchered.

And where's that ride you promised?

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

no kidding

It seems like there are plenty of us with tickets now, Aurora -- when do the tummy-dropping dives and the upside-down shenanigans begin?

SK

 

[Aurora Shadow]

(grin)

Funny funny SkulkinKittkin.

I do believe at this point in time all of you dear ladies have been contacted directly...and I am now in a position to await your responses...

Mmmm...(glances down)...you ladies best hurry...I have a 'problem'...and it seems to be growing...

Julie..if you want a 'ride'..feel free to come have a seat in my lap..or you SkulkinKittkin..or you Luminary..whoever wants to ride, feel free to get on ride...I dare say you won't be disappointed.

And who knows..you may even teach me something in the process! (grin)



(wink)

-A.S.