South Park Thread!!!!!!!

[lovetoread]

Cartman-


*Sweet!
*I'm not fat I'm big boned.
*No, no bad Kitty!
*Screw you, hippie!
*Kick ass!
*I would if I could you son of a bitch!
*You piece of crap, I'll kill you!
*This is like the gun I used in 'Nam
*I'll fill you full of lead!
*Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.
*Go to Hell!
*Democrats piss me off!
*I got your back soldier.
*Yeh, cartoons kick ass!
*That dog is a gay homosexual.
*Heh, He's doing something to something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's definitly doing something to his ass.
*Man, that is the gayest dog I've ever seen.
*I'll kick you in the nuts!
*Be a man Stan. Say,"Heyy woman, ee, ee, you shut your mouth and make babies."
*Dah, French people piss me off.
*We found a Ethiopian, can we keep him?
*I am a lost little boy, could you help me? ell, screw you too!
*You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole!

 

[bad kitty]

Anyone else hear Chef sing "Come and suck on my chocolate salty balls"?

 

[Wrong Element]

"You know, I think I've learned something today. It's really easy not to think of images on TV as real people. But they are. That's why it's easy to ignore those commercials, but people on TV are just as real as you or I."

How time flies: South Park premiered 5 years ago this week.