Sour Cream and Semen

[Guest]

Several years ago I owned a small neighborhood bar. One day one of my buddies said that he had asked several girls if they liked “Sour Cream” followed by, “Do you like to swallow?”

He said that most of the girls that liked the first, also liked the second. So we decided to poll the girls who came in the bar with the same question. Amazingly we found that it was true about 90% of the time.

Is there some chemical similarity involved here? Hey I don’t know, but I thought it might be fun to see the results of a poll here.

Jmt

 

[shereads]

So much for the "romance" topic.

 

[Guest]

Hey maybe this is just a local phenomenon!

This was in response to: Dull Thread

 

[Guest]

I think it's the packaging. There's nothing appealing about a tub of sour cream. However, semen packaging is brilliant.

gulping, Perdita

 

[Guest]

Oooh, I'm the only one that's voted for the first option so far.

I like to dip my chips in it.

 

[NoJo]

jmt, your sample is somewhat skewed here -- you'll find almost *every* woman on lit likes sour cream.

You should try this poll in the real world, like outside of a school.

 

[Guest]

Joe,

What are you saying? You want me to get arrested?



Jmt

 

[NoJo]

I meant outside a kindergraten. I mean you could poll the parents. A good cross section of scoiety there. Oh I give up.

 

[SensualCealy]

I love both, but damn it if you want head stay away from beer ,it makes it bitter!!
A hint to our male readers!
Cealy (only 74 more posts before I can put up a picture!)

 

[shereads]

I think it's the packaging. There's nothing appealing about a tub of sour cream. However, semen packaging is brilliant.

gulping, Perdita

The packaging is brilliant, yes. So why is the marketing so inconsistent?

 

[shereads]

damn it if you want head stay away from beer ,it makes it bitter!!
A hint to our male readers!

So did voting Republican. Of course, there's no documented case of a Republican male having received oral sex without paying for it, and the prostitutes aren't talking, so it may be what realguyusa would call an urban myth.

Other factors that can negatively affect a gentleman's, um, palatability are:

Watching sports on television for more than three hours at a time;

Overuse of the TV remote;

Watching television for any period of time while scratching yourself, or belching.

 

[Guest]

I love both, but damn it if you want head stay away from beer ,it makes it bitter!!
A hint to our male readers!
Cealy (only 74 more posts before I can put up a picture!)

I've heard that, damn if it was anything but beer!

How about if the woman downs a beer and then gives you head?

Would that help?

LOL

Jmt

 

[shereads]

Joe,

What are you saying? You want me to get arrested?

Jmt

I think Joe is saying that you're preaching to the choir, as we used to say in the Bible Belt.

 

[shereads]

I've heard that, damn if it was anything but beer!

How about if the woman downs a beer and then gives you head?

Would that help?

LOL

Jmt

Some women don't like beer. None of us like it if you rest the can on our heads.

 

[Guest]

Hey Shereads,

I went to Barnes and Noble today, to stalk, I mean to study the people there for new ideas.

I think it worked, I was watching this one gal thumbing through the sexuality books and sudenly....a new story is born.

Old Darkness had a good idea.....you remember that thread?

Jmt

 

[Guest]

I prefer the gal to hold my beer while she services me,

no need to put it on her head.

Beer Chaser anyone?

 

[shereads]

I prefer the gal to hold my beer while she services me,

no need to put it on her head.

Beer Chaser anyone?

Wasted use of the hands.

These young people today. So little pride in their craft.

 

[Guest]

Well according to the poll so far...........

No more buying tubs of Sour Cream!

Think of the savings........

 

[Guest]

Every time I see the title of this thread, I just want to click on it!

 

[Guest]

I just want to make a sandwich.

Perdita

 

[Ballbuster]

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[SensualCealy]

Well I love both, however, how does one dip their chips in cum?? Hmmm now theres a question for Tatelou!!
And about semen having many calories, they are protein calories so they are the good ones, if it were fat or carbo calories you should worry, now you havent any excuse! lol
Would one add dill pickle flavouring to a tub of cum? Okay that was taking it too far! lol
Cealy

 

[Guest]

Ok you poll takers here is a new one I created, LOL!!!


Link:https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=228220

Cealy, you need a man with good aim. Just hold your chip out and well....never mind.

Jmt

 

[minsue]

I like sour cream and love to swallow. But I'd never swallow semen - it's full of calories and i have to watch my figure which is not perfect but still pretty good considering all the shit i eat.

Semen has got to be better for you than shit.

 

[Guest]

Aw, Min. That was really bad. Go to the dull thread for 10 minutes.

Perdita