Sorry ladies, I'm probably not the one

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FabulousMelon

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I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia.

6'5 tall on a short day, in shape, handsome, absolutely irresistible, aquiline nose, educated and successful, razor-sharp, amazing kisser, insert clichéd trait here and here.

I like books with covers and pages. Interstellar space. I have a corner office in every skyscraper. No moral sensibility. I like the white side of black and white cookies. Right-handed. I can drive a stick. No kids. Good with power tools, and can build a thing or two. Gardening is oddly therapeutic. I have a white golden retriever, that's right, inquire within. He's named after Winston Churchill.

I’m looking for eye contact, eventually. I'll settle for fun chat in the meantime.
 
I've got more red flags than Soviet Russia.

6'5 tall on a short day, in shape, handsome, absolutely irresistible, aquiline nose, educated and successful, razor-sharp, amazing kisser, insert clichéd trait here and here.

I like books with covers and pages. Interstellar space. I have a corner office in every skyscraper. No moral sensibility. I like the white side of black and white cookies. Right-handed. I can drive a stick. No kids. Good with power tools, and can build a thing or two. Gardening is oddly therapeutic. I have a white golden retriever, that's right, inquire within. He's named after Winston Churchill.

I’m looking for eye contact, eventually. I'll settle for fun chat in the meantime.

Bummer. I'm only 4'11.. No eye contact unless you sit. ;)


haha. Good luck with your search. :D
 
This feels like a game of two lies and a truth. Hmmm... You're really 6'5 1/2", your dog is actually named after Margaret Thatcher but, truth be told, you do have a majestically aquiline nose. How did I do?
 
Sorry, but I am not attracted to short men

You mention that you are only 6'5". Too bad that you are so short. Maybe you had bad nutrition when you were a child.
 
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