Sorry kids, no Santa this year.

[jaF0]

The Messey family of Kentucky posted pictures of their boomboom toys, clearly ready to shoot the reindeer out of the sky.

 

[pecksniff]

You don't even need a laser sight -- the red dot is Rudolph's nose.

 

[coati]

Yes, the Messey family is extremely religious, so they celebrated the birth of Christ by posing with their guns on a Christmas card. And a very Deplorable Christmas to them!

Apparently, in the Deplorables' newest versions of the Gospels, Jesus himself is revealed as favoring semi-automatic weaponry over forgiveness.

 

[pecksniff]

Yes, the Messey family is extremely religious, so they celebrated the birth of Christ by posing with their guns on a Christmas card. And a very Deplorable Christmas to them!

Apparently, in the Deplorables' newest versions of the Gospels, Jesus himself is revealed as favoring semi-automatic weaponry over forgiveness.

"I am not come to bring peace, but a gas-operated assault rifle chambered for the 7.62×39mm cartridge!"

-- Armaments 3:15

 

[coati]

"I am not come to bring peace, but a gas-operated assault rifle chambered for the 7.62×39mm cartridge!"

-- Armaments 3:15

Thou shalt not steal, or I shall blow your fuckin' head off.

--Rittenhouseronomie 7:21

And there was no room at the Trump Hotel, so Mary delivered the Baby Jesus at the local firing range. And three wise men appeared, bearing gifts of hollow-point ammo, and saying, "When you're a star, you can do whatever you want. Pass me the Bianca."

 

[pecksniff]

It's no coincidence that "Santa" is an anagram of "Satan"!

 

[phrodeau]

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