Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...

[_valkyrie_]

Just another thread idea, I don't think I've seen a similar one around before. Post your best (or worst) excuses here.

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I have to deal with my sleep fetish first.

 

[ned63]

Sorry honey but Im to tired. Been over at your sisters house all day helping her.

 

[sogrl90]

Sorry baby, we can't have sex tonight or tomorrow since you're on a different continent.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I am still sore from last night.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sorry honey, but we can't have sex tonight because I'm a figment of your imagination, and we both know Pastor Bob frowns on masturbation.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I don't have a minute to spare.

 

[Uggg]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I don't have a minute to spare.

Ha, Brilliant! Best yet.

 

[Uggg]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight. Umm... what was your name again?

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'll be stalking and playing on Lit!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I left the blindfold and handcuffs at your sister's house.

 

[Handsonyou]

Sorry darling we can't have sex tonight because the neighbors requested at least one night to have a peaceful sleep.

 

[LanguageOfLove]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because you lost all of your stars for being a naughty boy!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because there's absolutely no difference between you and sand paper.

 

[Asian_Flower]

Something my Hubs has never said !

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because your husband will be home early.

 

[coachdb18]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can only eat fish once a day

 

[Plane_Guy]

Sorry Darling, we can't have sex tonight because... I've got a plane to catch this afternoon.

 

[latecomer91364]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I can smell your secret lover down there.

Pack your shit and get out.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because well...my secretary got it all today.

 

[findmeonline]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because...I had all my cum sucked out by your sister.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I'm beaver hunting.

 

[LIVINRFANTASIES]

Dollie

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because... I'm on my period.

That's been long ago!

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because I ate too many pickles.

 

[coachdb18]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because ....

https://i.imgur.com/CHQetIq.jpg

 

[_valkyrie_]

Sorry darling, we can't have sex tonight because anything you can do, I can do better.