Songs with fun lyrics

[TWB]

One of my recent favorites:


All my friends, they eat alot
I don't give a damn if they do!
Most of my food is dressed in skirts
and walkin' by 2x2

Ya know I got religion
I pray whenever I can
With all these women runnin' around
I praise the lord I'm a man


Doin' it by
Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks

 

[Doulton]

Don't wanna be a fat man, people would think that I was, just good fun, yeah.
Would rather be a thin man, I am so glad to go on, being one, yeah.
Too much to carry around with you.
No chance of finding a woman who....
will love you in the morning and, all the night-time too, woo.

Fat Man, Jethro Tuhl

 

[Doulton]

"....but she never lost her head, even when she was givin' head she says hey babe...take a walk on the wild side..."

Lou Reed

 

[TWB]

Lou Reed?

That reminds me of another from Lou:

People say to me:

Hey Lou, Lou! are you political, man?

Give me an issue, I'll give you a tissue
you can wipe my ass with it

-lou reed


(little crude, but original)