songs about Masturbation

islander01

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Seems to me there are a lot of songs about wanking. Not just the obvious ones like "I touch myself"...How about "I did it my way" ? or "we are riding on a railroad" or "Ohh Canada" or "yellow submarine"or "one tree hill" hmmm? hmmm?!
 
islander01 said:
Seems to me there are a lot of songs about wanking. Not just the obvious ones like "I touch myself"...How about "I did it my way" ? or "we are riding on a railroad" or "Ohh Canada" or "yellow submarine"or "one tree hill" hmmm? hmmm?!
not to mention the theme from freinds
 
LMFurryAO here Islander!!
you mean Chuck Berry didn't say it all?
or no, I guess that's voyeurism :D
 
islander01 said:
Seems to me there are a lot of songs about wanking. Not just the obvious ones like "I touch myself"...How about "I did it my way" ? or "we are riding on a railroad" or "Ohh Canada" or "yellow submarine"or "one tree hill" hmmm? hmmm?!


Is this what you do on a quiet Sunday...think up wank songs? lol
 
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cookiejar said:
Is this what you do on a quiet Sunday...think up wank songs? lol
hmmm and I wonder what the guy that wrote pleasent valley sunday had on his mind ?:rolleyes:
 
Or Islander's Favorite Neil Diamond song..."Love is Getting off Your Rocks"...oopppsss that was "Love on the Rocks"...Sing it with me Sterling...:D
 
MizTabby said:
LMFurryAO here Islander!!
you mean Chuck Berry didn't say it all?
or no, I guess that's voyeurism :D
just the Name Chuck Berry sounds suspicious
 
cookiejar said:
Or Islander's Favorite Neil Diamond song..."Love is Getting off Your Rocks"...oopppsss that was "Love on the Rocks"...Sing it with me Sterling...:D
Didnt he do a song about rosy(palms)??
 
cookiejar said:
And "Cherry, Cherry"...
Espescially show tunes like "how do you solve a problem like maria?" and "I am the very model of a modern major general"
 
cookiejar said:
Sterling sings this a lot..."Take Good Care of my Baby"...:p
Im beginning to think that "ring around the rosy" isnt about the plague after all:rolleyes:
 
islander01 said:
Im beginning to think that "ring around the rosy" isnt about the plague after all:rolleyes:



True story...Gordon Lightfoot sang "Old Dan's Records" ... my great grandfather was in his 90's. He thought he said "Old Dan's Pecker"...that song's never been the same for me...

Talking of Gordon Lightfoot...How about? "That's What You Get For Loving Me"
 
cookiejar said:
True story...Gordon Lightfoot sang "Old Dan's Records" ... my great grandfather was in his 90's. He thought he said "Old Dan's Pecker"...that song's never been the same for me...

Talking of Gordon Lightfoot...How about? "That's What You Get For Loving Me"
I always thought the line in the Deads "sugar magnolia" ..."pays my tickets when I speed" was really "paves my chicken when I sleep" Where were the censors on that one eh?
 
islander01 said:
I always thought the line in the Deads "sugar magnolia" ..."pays my tickets when I speed" was really "paves my chicken when I sleep" Where were the censors on that one eh?



Maybe they were too busy wacking off to notice...:eek:
 
Just a little ditty..........

Under the spreading chestnut tree the village smithy sat,

Amusing himself by

Abusing himself, and,

Catching it in his hat.



(Please hold the applause)
 
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