Hypoxia
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I'm looking over my old notes at stories I'll never write. these are based on old song titles. Y'all can help yourselves.
LIFE IS A COLD LASAGNA (10cc) -- Wife of Italian-eatery chef is a multiple cheater. He learns. He devises revenge. He tracks her lovers, kills them, and bakes them into tasty dishes. Wife wonders why they all disappear. Ending: cheating wife munches leftover lasagna in a cold lunch and recognizes the tattoo on a chunk of flesh's skin. Good LW story, hey? EDIT: Gender flip would work here too.
I THOUGHT THE WRECK WAS OVER (But Here She Comes Again) (Flatlanders) -- Guy's wife dumps him, trades up for money, but returns to fuck, scares off his new GF. Nervous guy flees, gets new ID & GF, but the ex keeps tracking him down and ruining his new relationships. Ending: he gets her slut mother.
YOU DONE WALKED ON MY HEART (And You Stomped That Sucker Flat) (Brian Dredge) -- Girl cheats nastily on college BF. He goes to med school and never forgets her. Decades later he's a cardiac surgeon and she's a patient. BtB! EDIT: Gender flip would work here too.
SOUL KITCHEN (Doors) -- Short-order cook at all-night greasy spoon near ghetto talks with off-duty whores of various ethnicities. The nice ones give him BJs for the meals he spots them. Of course he's a secret sugar daddy who sponsors their schooling, gets them off the streets. HEA ending.
I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT (Dylan) -- Guy with mother fetish frequents older whores seeking mom substitutes. Ending: he finds mom hooking.
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN (Bangles) -- Resurrected mummy (pharaoh or vizier) with big cock mesmerizes female curators at NYC anthropological museum. Ending: turns out he's a pervy janitor wrapped in linen. Linen unwraps. Oops.
Have fun.
LIFE IS A COLD LASAGNA (10cc) -- Wife of Italian-eatery chef is a multiple cheater. He learns. He devises revenge. He tracks her lovers, kills them, and bakes them into tasty dishes. Wife wonders why they all disappear. Ending: cheating wife munches leftover lasagna in a cold lunch and recognizes the tattoo on a chunk of flesh's skin. Good LW story, hey? EDIT: Gender flip would work here too.
I THOUGHT THE WRECK WAS OVER (But Here She Comes Again) (Flatlanders) -- Guy's wife dumps him, trades up for money, but returns to fuck, scares off his new GF. Nervous guy flees, gets new ID & GF, but the ex keeps tracking him down and ruining his new relationships. Ending: he gets her slut mother.
YOU DONE WALKED ON MY HEART (And You Stomped That Sucker Flat) (Brian Dredge) -- Girl cheats nastily on college BF. He goes to med school and never forgets her. Decades later he's a cardiac surgeon and she's a patient. BtB! EDIT: Gender flip would work here too.
SOUL KITCHEN (Doors) -- Short-order cook at all-night greasy spoon near ghetto talks with off-duty whores of various ethnicities. The nice ones give him BJs for the meals he spots them. Of course he's a secret sugar daddy who sponsors their schooling, gets them off the streets. HEA ending.
I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT (Dylan) -- Guy with mother fetish frequents older whores seeking mom substitutes. Ending: he finds mom hooking.
WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN (Bangles) -- Resurrected mummy (pharaoh or vizier) with big cock mesmerizes female curators at NYC anthropological museum. Ending: turns out he's a pervy janitor wrapped in linen. Linen unwraps. Oops.
Have fun.
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