Son walked out on us while having sex

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that not a more appropriate GB thread considering how many queries (not Query's) we get about incest stories?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

An hour’s drive from the town of Come By Chance, past Spread Eagle Island, there is a large green traffic sign that often functions as its very own destination: “Dildo,” the sign proclaims, with an arrow pointing straight ahead.

The idyllic fishing village of Dildo, Newfoundland, is home to about 1,200 people, most of whom refer to themselves quite proudly as Dildoians. Where did the town get its name? The locals, eager to dispel misguided notions about sex toys, offer a variety of theories — a 16th-century Spanish sailor, maybe, or an archaic term for an oblong piece of nautical gear.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/05/w...roud-to-live-in-a-town-called-dildo.html?_r=0

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

"Still, Dildoians can count themselves lucky. At least they do not live just a bit farther up the Newfoundland coast — on Ass Rock."

 

[Christobal]

Is that not a more appropriate GB thread considering how many queries (not Query's) we get about incest stories?

Dad I asked you not to post about this. I am already scarred. The images in my head are terrifying. Now this?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Look, what have I told you about that which does not kill you?



Would it have killed you to do what your mother requested?

 

[lovecraft68]

"Still, Dildoians can count themselves lucky. At least they do not live just a bit farther up the Newfoundland coast — on Ass Rock."

There's also cockeysville Maryland.

"Welcome to cockysville....our shit don't stink!"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

There's also cockeysville Maryland.

"Welcome to cockysville....our shit don't stink!"

Good one! Tai hau le!

 

[Christobal]

Look, what have I told you about that which does not kill you?



Would it have killed you to do what your mother requested?

No dad. I didn't want to hold that wet thing.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

She had it strapped on firmly, all you had to do was relax...

 

[hashtag45]

I laughed.

What a wacky thread…
Just like it's creator.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Thanks Query!



Wanna Skype?

 

[hashtag45]

Thanks Query!



Wanna Skype?

Idiot..
Only after 16 hours.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

tee hee!