Somewhere along the line ...

[Chicklet]

I was cleaning up my place, putting my boyfriends stuff away, folding his underwear, and I got to thinking about something. He hasn't done his laundry in over three years...

I seem to have gotten myself married.

Ugh. This is sort of a shock. Advice?

 

[honeylick]

use fabric softener. it keeps colors brighter, really.

 

[Chicklet]

I bought some arm and hammer detergent, is that any good?

 

[LovetoGiveRoses]

Watch out for the next step. Kids. Now, many people think that kids are the result of some sort of physical contact between men and women, but I have it on good authority that it's due to something else entirely.

If you get a dog....then that will soon result in kids. Yep...that's what causes it. A dog around the house almost surely leads to kids. Sometimes it only takes six months, sometimes a year, but it's almost inevitable. Be careful!

 

[marksgirl]

Do you cook for him too?

 

[Monazwx]

Don't forget the ironing.
You don't want him going out in mashed clothes.

 

[NorthwestRain]

Dr Rain (psychologist PHD): Are you still getting regular sex, dear?

 

[Chicklet]

Do you cook for him too?

how else would he eat?

 

[Chicklet]

Don't forget the ironing.
You don't want him going out in mashed clothes.

*I* am, but he seems to think I'm holding back. <grin>

 

[marksgirl]

how else would he eat?

Yep your as good as married!

 

[Chicklet]

Yep your as good as married!

then i demand wedding presents from all of you.

 

[marksgirl]

then i demand wedding presents from all of you.

And which sex toy would that be?*lol*

 

[ExLimey]

I was cleaning up my place, putting my boyfriends stuff away,

He hasn't done his laundry in over three years...

Do you guys live together?

Would he notice if you stopped doing all this stuff for him? Let's say you went on strike for a couple of weeks, would it even register on his radar? If not, there's hardly any point to trying but either way it sounds as if a heart to heart talk is needed, badly.

But then what do I know, I live alone (and do all my own cooking, cleaning and laundry and would be willing to do someone elses if it guaranteed regular sex)

 

[Chicklet]

Re: Re: Somewhere along the line ...

Do you guys live together?

we've been living together for three years.

 

[nitelite33]

Joint chequing account?

 

[Linedrive]

Re: Re: Re: Somewhere along the line ...

"...we've been living together for three years" = as good as married, right...?

 

[Chicklet]

Joint chequing account?

no, he doesn't trust me with his money

 

[Lancecastor]

no, he doesn't trust me with his money

My kind of grrl!

 

[nitelite33]

*snaps a 'z'*

Honey, that boy needs to get with it, or you need to kick his scrub ass to the curb!

 

[*Eve*]

I haven't done laundry since the day I moved in with my honey, someone has to do the laundry in the relationship, seems like you got the short straw

 

[freakygirl]

Are you still having sex on a regular basis?

If so, no you aren't married.

If not, yes you are married.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I bought some arm and hammer detergent, is that any good?

I love it !
I love the way it smells .. leaves my clothes smelling fresh & clean.

As for this laundry thing .. maybe if you did not wash your boyfriend's clothes he would begin to wash it on his own from now on ...

Does he ever do your laundry ?!
I am thinking if he does not do his own .. he probably does not do yours huh ??

 

[Chicklet]

Are you still having sex on a regular basis?

If so, no you aren't married.

If not, yes you are married.

well, like i said...i say we're having plenty. he disagrees.

 

[Monazwx]

You sound married to me.
For a long time too.

 

[freakygirl]

well, like i said...i say we're having plenty. he disagrees.

yep.. we are in the same boat... married without knowing when it happened.