Sometimes you just can't help yourself...

[elsol]

from MSNBC

Buttars said he doesn't believe the defeat means that most House members think the Darwinian theory of evolution is correct.

"Absolutely not. It means the vote was wrong in my opinion," Buttars said. "I don't believe that anybody in there really wants their kids to be taught that their great-grandfather was an ape."

In fact, evolutionary theory does not assert that humans were descended directly from apes, but rather holds that apes and humans — and all other species — are descended from common ancestors.

Can't you just see the reporter at his keyboard... deleting this paragraph, re-inserting it, deleting it, rewording it... walking around a little bit and then saying "Fuck it!"

Sincerely,
ElSol

 

[entitled]

So lawyers really COULD be snakes! Huh...

 

[zeb1094]

No lawyers are descendant from pond scum. Snakes aren't slimy!

 

[Quiet_Cool]

No lawyers are descendant from pond scum. Snakes aren't slimy!

Wait? Isn't Lauren hynde a lawyer, or studying to be one. You might not want to carelessly malign her character...

*ahem*

I for one think lawyers are great.

Q_C

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Wait? Isn't Lauren hynde a lawyer, or studying to be one. You might not want to carelessly malign her character...

*ahem*

I for one think lawyers are great.

Q_C

Lauren's becoming an architect I believe

 

[cloudy]

Lauren's becoming an architect I believe

yes.

Vamplawyer, though, is a lawyer.

They have their uses, that's for sure.

 

[kendo1]

yes.

Vamplawyer, though, is a lawyer.

They have their uses, that's for sure.

We just have to discover what it is.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Lauren's becoming an architect I believe

An architect? Where did I get lawyer?

*shrug*

Vamplawyer... yeah, I'm still not digging a hole.



Q_C

 

[minsue]

Can't you just see the reporter at his keyboard... deleting this paragraph, re-inserting it, deleting it, rewording it... walking around a little bit and then saying "Fuck it!"

. .

 

[Svenskaflicka]

yes.

Vamplawyer, though, is a lawyer.

They have their uses, that's for sure.

Yeah, you use them the same way as you do with Dobermanns - you sick 'em on your enemies.

The dogs are less expensive to keep, though.

 

[Liar]

yes.

Vamplawyer, though, is a lawyer.

They have their uses, that's for sure.

And Wishfulthinking...I think.

But then again, that's in Australia, where lawyers get to wear wigs and stuff. or however that goes...

 

[Guest]

.....

 

[BlackShanglan]

In fact, evolutionary theory does not assert that humans were descended directly from apes. Except for that jackass.

Call it a little post-pub editing.

 

[china-doll]

Lauren's becoming an architect I believe

Almost as bad.













Waiting for Ms. Bigbrain to show up...

 

[zeb1094]

Wait? Isn't Lauren hynde a lawyer, or studying to be one. You might not want to carelessly malign her character...

*ahem*

I for one think lawyers are great.

Q_C

Suck up!

 

[R. Richard]

Quote:
Buttars said he doesn't believe the defeat means that most House members think the Darwinian theory of evolution is correct.

"Absolutely not. It means the vote was wrong in my opinion," Buttars said. "I don't believe that anybody in there really wants their kids to be taught that their great-grandfather was an ape."

In fact, evolutionary theory does not assert that humans were descended directly from apes, but rather holds that apes and humans — and all other species — are descended from common ancestors.

Now wait a damn minute! Let's give Mr. Buttars at least the benefit of the doubt. The current theory of evolution holds that apes, in general, split off from the main line of evolution that leads to Homo Sapiens, quite some time back. However, the current theory of evolution does not prohibit INDIVIDUALS from having different evolutionary paths. Maybe Mr. Buttars IS descended from apes. In fact, with his exhibited thinking patterns, perhaps a DNA analysis should be attempted.

JMHO.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

I think Buttars was saying he was an ape and felt maligned that they were going to be teaching that he wasn't a human being.

 

[Guest]

In fact, evolutionary theory does not assert that humans were descended directly from apes. Except for that jackass. - BlackShanglan

Oh, have you met the General Board crowd? *snickers* And in keeping with the "Just can't help yourself" of the thread title... I just had to go play with them... they are so easy.

Thread's titled I just had to say this somewhere, for those who may enjoy seeign the flamers flamed for once.

(unhijacks ELSol's thread and blows a kiss... sorry!))

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

[threadjack]

Hey Angelshadow, you are at 100 posts now! you get your AV!

YAY you!

[/threadjack]

 

[Guest]

[threadjack]

Hey Angelshadow, you are at 100 posts now! you get your AV!

YAY you!

[/threadjack]

Oh, you mean like that???

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Just like that.

Go you!

 

[Richard_Smith]

yes.

Vamplawyer, though, is a lawyer.

They have their uses, that's for sure.

I heard one possible use for Lawyers is in the field of Medical Research.
There are three reasons for this.

1) With the current surplus of Lawyers, there is no threat of their achieving an "Endangered Species" status

2) The Lab Staff would not run the risk of becoming emotionally attached to a Lawyer

3) There are some things that even a Rat will not do for money.

Richard "working-towards-a-hundred-posts" Smith

 

[MasterPhoenix]

So lawyers really COULD be snakes! Huh...

Nah, they are just proof you can get pregnant from anal sex.

 

[elsol]

*cough*

Lawyers have a rather significant use, thank you very much.

If you have a lawyer, you go first in traffic court.

--Not that I have ever needed a lawyer in traffic court, the yellow turbo beetle has never made it over 55... even in a 65.


Sincerely,
ElSol