Sometimes You Feel Like A Slut, Sometimes You Don't

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

I know I feel like a slut most of the time.

In fact, I feel like one right now. Anyone know of any I could have?

 

[lavender]

 

[christophe]

But, I still hate Almond Joy and Mounds.

Wait, mounds dripping with chocolate aren't so bad, as long as you have a nice agile tongue to go along with it.

What you no like nuts on your slut

 

[Weevil]

I'm spoken for.

But, so are you.

Rats.

Oh well, at least when I feel like a pizza I can come through.

Speaking of which, where's that credit card. 20% interest be damned.

 

[Dillinger]

I had an almond joy last night. It felt so... wicked.

Tonight I just want some pure joy.

I'm such a slut.

 

[lavender]

Re: Re: Sometimes You Feel Like A Slut, Sometimes You Don't

 

[Rubyfruit]

I'm spoken for.

I'll be back in a minute. As soon as I'm done flushing my lavender-colored lesbian dreams down the toilet.

 

[lavender]

 

[unclej]

looks left...looks right....psssttt...little girl...want some candy...how 'bout a nice butter finger

 

[lavender]

 

[unclej]

i can't argue with that...besides, i never argue with a lady wearing half a sarong...

 

[Voosla]

i'm a slut at heart, i've tried denying it, but whats the point??

 

[lavender]

 

[Rambling Rose]

clap on! clap off!

I am more old school harlot.

 

[Guest]

Is there room for a part-time wench?

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

Mmmmmmm..buttery nipples..dripping from hardened nips.

On second thought, I'll be punching in for full- time work.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fuck it, double and triple time.

When I say horse, I mean horse

 

[Dillinger]

Sometimes you just feel like a different 4 letter word.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You posted that song the other day Dilly

The air is getting slippery