Sometimes when I stroke too hard

[IrezumiKiss]

I just want people to cum.
Like for example this piece of ass who came up to the spot the other night with no bra under her t-shirt. Her loose titties were just shamelessly swaying all over the place. Had her pierced nipples poking out like eraser nubs. I want her to cum. I just want to see her cum. I just want to cum with her when she cums.

Basically, I want everybody to cum and just be fucking happy.

Is that wrong?

 

[KingOrfeo]

Sometimes when I stroke too hard my rowboat capsizes.

(And, yes, that is what the kids are calling it now.)

 

[raindancer]

Make America Cum Again!

 

[Tryharder62]

A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Make America Cum Again!

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