Sometimes the jokes are just too easy...

[minsue]

I hate it when they make it this easy. It's just not sporting.

AP
Police Follow Doughnut Trail, Solve Crime

2 hours, 56 minutes ago


HARRISBURG, Pa. - Police followed a trail of doughnuts to find a stolen Krispy Kreme delivery truck. "It has a happy ending," Swatara Township Sgt. Robert Simmonds said. "The evidence was brought back to the police station, and the cops are eating the doughnuts."

It was 12:45 a.m. Thursday when Krispy Kreme deliveryman Tim Trostle stopped at a Swatara Township convenience store and left the engine running as he made the delivery. Someone fled with the truck, but since Trostle had left the back doors open, police were able to follow a trail of doughnuts.

The doughnut trail ended before long, but police in a nearby township found a doughnut cart near the Harrisburg city line. City police found the truck near a downtown bar.

No arrests were immediately made. The truck was returned to the company.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

At least they were good doughnuts like Krispy Kremes, not those crappy Hostess ones they sell in most convienence stores.

If you're gonnna go to jail for stealing, may as well make it worth while. A few dozen Krispy Kremes are probablly worth a few nights in jail.

 

[Bridget69]

Yeah, might as well risk it for quality stuff.

 

[Edward Teach]

Hmmm. Me thinks that story has a hole or two in it. They didn't catch the thieves and the police are eating the evidence.


Stup Dity

 

[doormouse]

Hmmm. Me thinks that story has a hole or two in it. They didn't catch the thieves and the police are eating the evidence.


Stup Dity

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

There was a Janet Evonovich book (Ten Big Ones, I think) where some woman hijacked a Frito Lay truck because she was on her period.