parodyluvr75
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Crazy humans.
Sometimes I feel like I'm too sane to be here.
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suckonsimon
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Sensible people - I can't cope with them!
parodyluvr75
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What's your take on precocious parrots?
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Oh, now I'm feeling much more at home!
Had a precocious boss once, she had a parrot.
parodyluvr75
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Almost the same.
So is a precocious boss a good one for you?
Oh it was hideous. I kept my head down. Still managed to get in the firing line though. It was a summer job when I was a student - waiter in a hotel dining room and she owned the hotel. I got my money. I was the charmer for the customers and got my tips too! What a summer. I was 19 at the time. How many men wanted me to call up to their rooms? Lost count. Place was in my home town so I had gals for consolation snogging after work.
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I'm not sure she was the precocious one.
You shock me! Could a 19 year old possibly be precocious?
parodyluvr75
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Say, Simon, what's the deal with MEN wanting you to call up to their rooms?
What kind of hotel was it?
Leave it to you to address the nine hundred pound gorilla in the room.
I was thinking that.
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Even upsidedown hanging from a branch, it seldom makes sense.
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Leave it to you to address the nine hundred pound gorilla in the room.
I was thinking that.
That's because you are sick, bird!
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Say, Simon, what's the deal with MEN wanting you to call up to their rooms?
What kind of hotel was it?
Leave it to you to address the nine hundred pound gorilla in the room.
I was thinking that.
Just telling how it was! When I turned 18 I was a very pretty boy I guess!
Thankfully when I turned 20 it went to handsome, so they said at the time.
... and then of course everything fades except the craziness ...
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Smart try ... to urge the ladies of Lit to compliment you on your lasting handsomeness (is it a word?)
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I see you know me too well. Oh, it's gotta be a word!
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They're not bad with orange sauce though.
But like Cornish Hens, they just don't really make a meal.
