Something's got to give

[Velius]

I swear if I don't get laid soon, I am just going to spontaneously combust or something. Anyone want to come help a guy out ;_;?

 

[pabloback]

NO

 

[Velius]

 

[Cheffie Stalker]

I know how you feel. My precious darling is so far from me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Would a can of lighter fluid help?

 

[koalabear]

Got a light?

 

[Wiggles]

Has anyone else noticed that Valius's dick is really huge?

Man, I bet he's great in the sack...

Thank me later. ;0)

 

[Problem Child]

I can make an ant look 9" long if I put the camera right on top of it.

 

[Suzi]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I would LOVE to give you what you need, dear one. But you need to cum here to get it---and it would be worth the trip!

Suzi

 

[Velius]

LOL Thanks Wiggles, I think. Problem Child, yeah oh well. Still doesn't change the fact that I am freaking nutso horny.

 

[Velius]

Re: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

I would LOVE to give you what you need, dear one. But you need to cum here to get it---and it would be worth the trip!

Suzi

Heheh you know it Suzi, I will, but I can't make it till next summer.

 

[Sillyman]

I can make an ant look 9" long if I put the camera right on top of it.

Nothing makes me hornier than giant ants.

 

[Dillinger]

Heavy Metal Kids
Todd Rundgren

It's like a normal Times Square day on 42nd Street
I feel like trashing some windows and crunching some feet
I watch society crumble and I just laugh (hee hee)
They soon will see what it's like to be the other half

But I'm trying
Said I'm trying to forget
And it ain't happened yet

I musta woke up this morning with a bug up my ass
I think I'll just haul off and belt the next jerk that I pass
My old man says I'm just a stoned little punk
But he keeps himself a pistol and he's always drunk

I know
Something's gonna give
Pretty soon
I know it
Something's gonna give
I wanna live
I wanna mess thing whole world around
Go on and poison all the water, use up all the air
Blow your stupid heads off, see if I could care
Put me down but don't blame me for what you did
'Cause inside everyone is a heavy metal kid

I was a sweet little kid once
Now I'm a full grown crank
And when I die I'll probably come back as a Sherman tank
I know that I could make this world so peaceful and calm
If I could only get my hands on a hydrogen bomb

 

[Velius]

Nothing makes me hornier than giant ants.

Hell yeah man, those sexy legs....mmm....

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'd help ya if I could, Velius..

 

[Velius]

I'd help ya if I could, Velius..

Always a kind one you are vixen.

 

[Silverluna]

wasn't that the next movie marilyn monroe was supposed to be in...
OOh...this isnt about that?
Hmm...*hands V some lube* have fun

 

[Velius]

LOL Thanks...

 

[Silverluna]

sure doll face...i mean doll head? o.0

 

[Velius]

sure doll face...i mean doll head? o.0

LOL I am not a dollfaced dollhead! How dare you! I challenge you to a duel!