Something went Horribly Wrong!

[MCard]

I can't put finger on it, but I can taste it.

It has an unusual flavor that has a bitter taste.

It rings in my ears and I have a headache.

My throat has lumps in it and I have a hard time
swallowing.

Why is my stomach growling?

Is there something shooting out of my ass?

I am sorry McDonalds, but your cheese burger did
not agree with me.

Oh my God, I should have put the toilet set up
before I exploded!

What a fucking mess I have created for someone
idiot to clean up.

Is there a rope around that I can put around my
neck?

The employee opens the door and gives me my
"Happy Meal"

She says "Welcome to McDonalds"

Mike

 

[Handley_Page]

another bloody error.

 

[jomar]

Stop it. You're embarrassing alts all over Lit.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

My alt just went and hide her face in shame!

 

[Liar]

I don't get it. Is this supposed to be beat poetry or something?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

It's the raving of a loon. I feel sorry for alt's all over the web now.

 

[MCard]

Stop it. You're embarrassing alts all over Lit.

Join us!

We are absolutely the most hated people on earth!

But, we are most beloved!

Carolyn, why did you do such a thing?

Crying....

I Love You Honey!

Why? Why? Why did you pick that black dress when
I told you to wear the dark blue one?

 

[jomar]

Join us!

We are absolutely the most hated people on earth!

But, we are most beloved!

Carolyn, why did you do such a thing?

Crying....

I Love You Honey!

Why? Why? Why did you pick that black dress when
I told you to wear the dark blue one?

Some alts are humorous and entertaining. It's just that you're not good at it. Perhaps if you play the Catskills for a season or two you'll be ready for the GB.

 

[jeanvaljean23]

what a buffoon... what are u trying to intimate???