Something to smile about.

[sweetnpetite]

I got this in my email. It made me smile, and well, I think some of us probably need that about now.

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.



Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.




Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.


Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,




And thank you Dear Lord




For all that you've done.






Five tips for a woman....


1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.


2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.


3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.


4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.


5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.




Foot Note:


One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

 

[Omni]

Laughing! Cute!

 

[Bizkit_Writer]

I got this in my email. It made me smile, and well, I think some of us probably need that about now.

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.



Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.




Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.


Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,




And thank you Dear Lord




For all that you've done.






Five tips for a woman....


1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.


2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.


3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.


4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.


5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.




Foot Note:


One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:

"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

Too right I like it!!!

 

[sweetnpetite]

It had silly little pictures, but they didn't travel well.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for
me...and at this time of year we all could use a little...calm!!! By
following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally
found inner peace........

the article read:
I got this e-mail, very insightful....lol.





"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've
started."




So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and
hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I
finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white, the Bailey's,
Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake
and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin good I feel....

You may pass this on to those you feel are in need of Inner Peace...

 

[upfront]

It had silly little pictures, but they didn't travel well.

*smiles* sweet, you're adorable!

(Forgive me everyone - I'm catching up with what I've been missing and trawling through old threads.)

 

[sweetnpetite]

why thank you upfront. That's what I keep trying to tell everyone