Something to consider.

[joeys-game]

A joke I heard! but still something that makes you think.


Will I live to see 80?

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink scotch, beer or wine?''Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?' I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex ?' No,' I said. He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a shit?'

 

[sasebrats]

Wow what a bore you must be.

 

[joeys-game]

one response to this..wtf?

 

[msmaggie]

After reading this I cooked myself a nice steak, had a cold beer and...

 

[blizzmf]

After reading this I cooked myself a nice steak, had a cold beer and...

A cold beer sounds like a great idea.....What type?

 

[msmaggie]

A cold beer sounds like a great idea.....What type?

Woodchuck

 

[blizzmf]

Woodchuck

Never tried this one....*pop*....Here you go...

 

[msmaggie]

Never tried this one....*pop*....Here you go...

It's a draft cider, made in Vermont..

 

[Essa]

one response to this..wtf?

Tell you what Joey, how about I cook you a nice thick juicy rare steak with the blood oozing down your chin everytime you take a bite. We'll drink six bottles of Jack Daniels, smoke seven packets of cigarettes, play poker for thousands of pounds a hand, then finish off the evening having fantastic sex for hours...You'll be dead in the morning but who gives a fuck?

 

[deployedsoldier]

just goes to show you, whats a long life if you dont live it to the fullest?

 

[Essa]

just goes to show you, whats a long life if you dont live it to the fullest?

That is very, very true.

What's the point of living a long life if you do nothing with it

 

[joeys-game]

Tell you what Joey, how about I cook you a nice thick juicy rare steak with the blood oozing down your chin everytime you take a bite. We'll drink six bottles of Jack Daniels, smoke seven packets of cigarettes, play poker for thousands of pounds a hand, then finish off the evening having fantastic sex for hours...You'll be dead in the morning but who gives a fuck?

i won't be dead..stamina i have loads of it


sounds bloody fantastic!

 

[Essa]

i won't be dead..stamina i have loads of it


sounds bloody fantastic!

You will be by the time I've finished with you

 

[JagFarlane]

-Reads over the list- Hmmmmmmm....

smoke tobacco.....check
drink beer............check
drink wine............check
red meat..............check
hiking...................check
sex.......................when I can

Live to 80..............on a wing and a prayer LOL

 

[Essa]

-Reads over the list- Hmmmmmmm....

smoke tobacco.....check
drink beer............check
drink wine............check
red meat..............check
hiking...................check
sex.......................when I can

Live to 80..............on a wing and a prayer LOL

Hey, you'll get there, I have every faith in you....Just uncheck al your boxes

 

[joeys-game]

You will be by the time I've finished with you

promises promises

 

[Essa]

promises promises

Get your sexy ass over here and I'll fulfil that promise

 

[Golden_Silence]

-Reads over the list- Hmmmmmmm....

smoke tobacco.....check
drink beer............check
drink wine............check
red meat..............check
hiking...................check
sex.......................when I can

Live to 80..............on a wing and a prayer LOL

As he says.. With a few esceptions

hiking.... hell no
Driving fast cars... Does my diesel golf count???
Play Golf... Yes (badly)

 

[joeys-game]

Get your sexy ass over here and I'll fulfil that promise

calls the travel agent

 

[JagFarlane]

Hey, you'll get there, I have every faith in you....Just uncheck al your boxes

But whats the fun in that??

 

[Essa]

As he says.. With a few esceptions

hiking.... hell no
Driving fast cars... Does my diesel golf count???
Play Golf... Yes (badly)

What the hells a diesel golf?

You deserve to live to 80 for having something I've never heard of

 

[Essa]

calls the travel agent

You'll have to be quick, me films about to start in ten

 

[Golden_Silence]

What the hells a diesel golf?

You deserve to live to 80 for having something I've never heard of

Its a VW Golf, just it uses diesel, ask mark and blue... I started it up on their driveway a few weekends back, choked the crap outta them it did

I deserve to live to 80 regardless

 

[Essa]

But whats the fun in that??

You mean you don't want to live to a ripe old age full of regrets and whatif's and maybe's?

 

[joeys-game]

You'll have to be quick, me films about to start in ten

damn your bossy wench