Something old, something new...

[hctb99]

Jessica's getting married. She's had her something old (sucking off her ex after the rehearsal dinner), her something new (taking her 19 year old cousin's virginity on the morning of the wedding day), and her something borrowed (riding her bridesmaid's boyfriend while dressed in her bridal gown), but what about something blue?

She needs to find it before the ceremony starts. What should it be?

 

[sirhugs]

acting in a porn video...a "blue movie".

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Fucking a member of the British nobility: a "blue blood"?

 

[sirhugs]

Fucking a member of the British nobility: a "blue blood"?

ughhh... just think of the diseases possible...

 

[TheWritingGroup]

ughhh... just think of the diseases possible...

I didn't say "the royal family."

 

[ericrodman101]

How about the boys in blue? She could fuck a policeman....or two.

 

[darkquasar]

...The blue man group shows up

 

[Rob_Royale]

A rather enormous cocksleeve/extender in blue silicone. For the groom to use over his rather pitiful specimen. Good thing he's rich.

 

[darkquasar]

Poor groom is catching strays

 

[TheWritingGroup]

...The blue man group shows up

She gets drunk and decides to seduce a smurf.

 

[darkquasar]

She gets drunk and decides to seduce a smurf.

Just one?

 

[iago84]

It could be a blue butt plug that she wears and then Gets filled that night.

 

[NotUnperson]

Her future mother-in-law wants to “test drive” her new strap-on. Guess what the color is?

 

[sirhugs]

She gets drunk and decides to seduce a smurf.

Just one?

yeah, they are pretty small.
snack sized, perhaps?

 

[Carnevil9]

Blue balls. By the time they get to their hotel room, the groom has a terminal case of blue balls after watching all her antics. She sucks on them while stroking his shaft until he explodes.

 

[Britva415]

what about something blue?

@Carnevil9 beat me to it!

 

[Husky_Embrace]

...The blue man group shows up

It's oke way to bang out an amazing rhythm. You just need the whole band.

A high note along the drums.

 

[TheWritingGroup]

Depending on the genre, you could have the Blue Fairy.

Or you could do humor, and combine everything everyone suggested--they all show up to shag the bride, making the bedroom so crowded it forces the groom out.

Which makes him blue, of course.

 

[dirk2024]

Jessica's getting married. She's had her something old (sucking off her ex after the rehearsal dinner), her something new (taking her 19 year old cousin's virginity on the morning of the wedding day), and her something borrowed (riding her bridesmaid's boyfriend while dressed in her bridal gown), but what about something blue?

She needs to find it before the ceremony starts. What should it be?

Edging the groom until he has blue balls.


edit...dang it @Carnevil9

 

[Rob_Royale]

Blue balls. By the time they get to their hotel room, the groom has a terminal case of blue balls after watching all her antics. She sucks on them while stroking his shaft until he explodes.

Yes this! She also kept him celebate for that last month. So their first night as man and wife would be truly epic.

 

[PhoenixLord]

Jessica's getting married. She's had her something old (sucking off her ex after the rehearsal dinner), her something new (taking her 19 year old cousin's virginity on the morning of the wedding day), and her something borrowed (riding her bridesmaid's boyfriend while dressed in her bridal gown), but what about something blue?

She needs to find it before the ceremony starts. What should it be?

Making her Groom to be have Blue balls

 

[Soraya1]

How about the groom finding out about her infidelities at the wedding reception from the boyfriend of one of her Maids of Honor she told about these events. He's angry, but decides to hold his anger until when he and his new bride go to their bridal suite afterward.

As soon as the door is closed behind them, he confronts her about the issue. After she apologizes profusely, tells her that in order for him to forgive her, she must first accept his punishment. When she reluctantly agrees, he has her strip naked, ties her to the bed face down, and then spanks her bare ass hard, at first with his hand, then with his shoe, and finally with his leather belt. By the time he's finished, her ass is covered with black and blue bruises.

Then he takes her very roughly and hard in both her lower holes, unheedful of her crying and pleas for mercy until his anger has fully dissipated and his balls are completely drained.

 

[THBrigsby]

Cum denial, during the wedding she gives the groom a hand job but denies his orgasm, making him wait to after.

 

[Rob_Royale]

When she reluctantly agrees, he has her strip naked, ties her to the bed face down, and then spanks her bare ass hard, at first with his hand, then with his shoe, and finally with his leather belt. By the time he's finished, her ass is covered with black and blue bruises.

Then he takes her very roughly and hard in both her lower holes, unheedful of her crying and pleas for mercy until his anger has fully dissipated and his balls are completely drained.

Sorry, you can't agree to be assaulted and raped. I'm sure he'll agree when his bunk mate on prison is doing the same to him.